what do you want on your tombstone.

[vxicepickxv]

"Warning, contents under pressure"

or

"I think I'll go for a walk"

or

"There might not be a body under here"

or

"I'm dead, so I can finally sleep"

 

[The Artificially Prolonged]

"Please cancel my wake up call"

 

[BaronIveagh]

Time Date and Location of Death
'See You There, Crono.'

 

[syth0000]

"Should'nt have gone back to save the kitten." or "HIGH SCORE"

or

"Continue?"
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[shotalot089]

Here lies [name]
And he's bloody pissed about it.

 

[Kristoffer Sivertsen]

There is no death, there is only the force.

 

[White_Lama]

"Wake me, when you need me."

And yes, I am a fanboy.

 

[lumpenprole]

[Vacancy]

 

[Mr.Swiggly]

"This is a late Parrot.Er... I mean Human

 

[Scarim Coral]

If you are reading this than quit standing on top of me! (I will make the engrave texts small).

Or

Cya space Cowboy.

 

[Davey Woo]

Go faster stripes

I actually want to be cremated, so I won't have a tombstone.

 

[Not PvP Flagged]

Here lies Logan
ZOMG this respawn time sucks!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

"Here sleeps the Evil Overlord. He'll wake up again when people aren't used to suffering anymore."

 

[Suomimaster]

"Seven days"

"So this is just a simulation?"

"Here lies a man who could fly, but could not see the airplane"

"

Does not compute!

"

 

[Furyaki12]

"Here lies ____. He didn't press X quickly eno-

WTF! I pressed X.

Damn, ninja'd.

"Here lies ____. Fought bravely during a cutscene."

 

[Brandon237]

"I'll pay you five bucks to take me home"

Or, "Don't make any sudden moves"

Or maybe even: "I knew I smelt burning!".

 

[Xorph]

If only I'd brought my 1-up Mushroom with me!

 

[Sougo]

Design a hidden trap on my grave.

And on the tombstone:
HERE LIES [NAME]
WHY DON'T YOU

......join me......
......... ! ...........

 

[BehattedWanderer]

An Epitaph. Ba-dum tish.

Quite possibly "It seemed like a good idea at the time."

 

[A Shadows Age]

"near miss"
"woops"
"wanna bone?"
"it wasn't gatorade"
"no returns after friday"
"A.F.G." - Because I don't wanna be buried.
"that's not a kni-"
"I think I forgot something"
"karma's name is yesterday, and so was when we met"
"life's gone to find itself"
"decent IQ, poor aerodynamics"
"this is a tombstone"
"help! can anyone hear me?"
"for when life needs a mute button"