what do you want on your tombstone.

[Sougo]

Design a hidden trap on my grave.

And on the tombstone:
HERE LIES [NAME]
WHY DON'T YOU

......join me......
......... ! ...........

 

[BehattedWanderer]

An Epitaph. Ba-dum tish.

Quite possibly "It seemed like a good idea at the time."

 

[A Shadows Age]

"near miss"
"woops"
"wanna bone?"
"it wasn't gatorade"
"no returns after friday"
"A.F.G." - Because I don't wanna be buried.
"that's not a kni-"
"I think I forgot something"
"karma's name is yesterday, and so was when we met"
"life's gone to find itself"
"decent IQ, poor aerodynamics"
"this is a tombstone"
"help! can anyone hear me?"
"for when life needs a mute button"

 

[TheScientificIssole]

"Died tragically rescuing his family from the wreckage of a destroyed sinking battleship."
"Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt."
HaHaHa! Oh crap, I'm lame.

 

[Bagged Milk]

"I forgot to save"

 

[let's rock]

"I'll be back"

"If I owed you money, sucks to be you "

"Do you see that zombie standing behind you ready to kill you? Yah, that's me"

"So I can just write anything here that I want to and it'll be on my gravestone, SWEET"

 

[bentheiii]

"help, i'm trapped in this grave!"
"it's really not that dark in here"
"hey, good looking (-;"
"coming soon to a loved one near you"(what do i care? i'm dead)
"last words: 'i can totally jump that!'"

 

[Angus565]

"Drank the most antifreeze"

Or

"Came pretty close to jumping that crevice"

 

[LostNightRecon]

I told you guys this was a bad idea.

Or

Achievement unlocked you've expired. 50pts (( forgot the points ))

 

[HalfTangible]

He died as he lived
Making terrible jokes (or completely surrounded by morons)



To Aetheists: He finally got that isolation chamber he wanted...
To Chrsitains: God finally gave him that isolation chamber he wanted..

(both of those on the same stone)

"He still needs a shower"

"Hey there baby. bet i could bone you
good by n- OW!! Who threw that?"

(i love that innappropriate-saying-that-gets-interrupted-by-a-thrown-object-joOW!!)

He died a virgin.
And he LIKED it.

 

[xXGeckoXx]

"See you later alligator..."

" did'nt bounce..."

 

[bulbasaur765]

"As my life ends a new one will begin"

 

[xXGeckoXx]

"Died tragically rescuing his family from the wreckage of a destroyed sinking battleship."
"Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt."
HaHaHa! Oh crap, I'm lame.

And we have a Royal Tenenbaum reference. Didn't think you'd get away without your cookie did you.

 

[dcdude171]

I told you I was sick ........

 

[Pinkamena]

"Aww, is it over already?"
"Stop staring at my tombstone"
"Just you wait till the Zombie Apocalypse!"

One of those three.

 

[No_Remainders]

"If to live we have to be numb
I'd rather know the pain"


I dunno, I love those lyrics.

 

[Kirtap]

''I never should have listned to 4Chan''

 

[LarenzoAOG]

Either:

"Love creates miracles Mutha Fuckas!"

or

"Don't be sad, I'll be back... and more powerful than ever!"

 

[Lukirre]

Here lies [name],
The one time he missed his saving throw.
The one time.