Thyunda said:
To us in England, a lot of us are personally jaded towards the US, since they act like the spokesperson for the English-speaking West, and we do not like that. But for some reason, our leaders insist on sucking up to the States, even if we're well aware it makes no sense. Now we end up with Muslim extremists on our own soil, lumping us in with the Americans, despite the fact we're only in their countries because our leaders weren't man enough to tell the US to stop being such dicks.
Are you sure they're taking revenge on the US? I mean, really sure? Did you ask them? Maybe they were objecting to the occupation of Iraq, you know, from the League of Nations Mandate. The same time your French buddies shelled Damascus. Could also be an objection to British Petroleum being the flashpoint for the coup that ousted the democratically elected leader of Iran and installed a western friendly dictatorship. Now, granted, that WAS the CIA that did it, but, hey, MI6 asked for a favor, and what are friends for, right?
Thyunda said:
I mean, really. Shooting Pakistani soldiers? Encroaching on Pakistani sovereign soil, and the moment they tell you to fuck off, you suddenly find ibn-Laden there? America, you ARE disgusting.
Well, to be fair, we learned how to deal with Pakistan from the best. And what better teachers than the State that occupied, exploited, and "civilized" it for 150 years. Granted, there's been a change in management since you left, but still, we should turn to you, and ask you for advice in dealing with Pakistan.
Your advice, turns out, was "kill them all", which I'm sure sounded like good advice, but we couldn't do that, so we had to scale things back just a touch.
Thyunda said:
You've imposed a sanction on buying Iranian oil, because Iran are supposedly developing nukes.
Well. You have nukes. I wouldn't be surprised if Iran is worried about a joint Israeli/American invasion. Wouldn't put it past you.
Well, in point of fact, Iran is afraid of being nuked off the face of the earth by the Israelis. Funny story there. You see, it turns out England wanted Egypt back, the French may have wanted Syria back, I'm not sure, either way they both decided it would be a good time to start a proxy war with Egypt using Israel. Then, when the big bad US decided to show it's true colors we sided with the Soviet proxy. So, yes, I guess in cold war terms we must be evil. In a fit of pique, the French decided to give Israel a few nukes as going away presents. Not nuke them, after all, they're civilized, not barbarians. But, give operational nukes to a rogue state that had just been involved with a war of aggression with the middle east, at the behest of the British government, with French help.
Thyunda said:
Oh, and the Iranian caught with radioactive contraband and Moscow International - what exactly are you trying to pull here? I'm fairly sure that if Iran wanted nuclear supplies, they wouldn't need to send a civilian via commercial airline.
...And, as I'm sure you know, we have absolute control of everything that occurs in Russia. Because when we talk about "Russian Nationalism" what we really mean is US proxy.
Thyunda said:
And of course there's the Lockerbie bomber incident in the past. Scotland had no evidence with which to try the suspect, but did the Americans care? Nope. They wanted to put somebody away so they could swing their dicks at the public and say "Look what good anti-terrorists we are."
I feel for you here, I really do, after all it must be a terrible burden having your culture and society imposed upon by outsiders. Truly, you should release the Scots and grant them back their sovereignty, after all, this never would have happened if Scotland was a sovereign state.
After all, who better to learn from than the country who's men think the best counter-terrorism response to a suicide bomber is drag him out of a burning car, while on fire, and kick him in the nuts. After that, the terrorists learned one very important lesson, stay the fuck out of Glasgow. We should all be so blessed.
Thyunda said:
I feel so bad for the American people. In the Middle East, there are people that would happily burn you and rape your family due to the actions of your government. I know a lot of you are stupid, a lot of you are ignorant, and a few are completely insane, but you're really not bad people. 99% of the Americans on this site certainly don't fit into the above groups, but thanks to your leaders, you're the Infidel now.
To be fair, we only learned from the best, the League of Nations Mandate, the occupation of Egypt, the East India Company, Mercantilism, and of course, Empire. Say, how's that workin' out for you now? Oh, right, the middle east hates you... hmm, tough break, we'll let you know if we figure out a way to deal with that, though if you have any more advice, we'd be glad to hear it.