What does your country do best?

[Zetatrain]

Cheese, watches and neutrality. Also helping people commit tax fraud.

You should be able to guess where I'm from.

Greece right?

Try again.

I'm gonna go with Switzerland. The neutrality and tax fraud (good old Swiss bank accounts) were dead giveaways.

 

[Jamieson 90]

Northern Ireland.

Good for turning any internet debate that gives even the barest reference to our country into an absolute wasteland of sectarian nonsense.

Also sinking stuff.

We built the Titanic:

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[HEADING=1] Whoops![/HEADING]

Then there was that time the Spanish Armada visited us

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[HEADING=1]Ai Caramba![/HEADING]

Then there's Dunseverick Castle, standing for over 1500 years, visited by St. Patrick Himself and one of the most important castles on the North coast.

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[HEADING=1]Good grief, it's a fricking castle. How on earth do you even sink a bloody castle?!?[/HEADING]

This is great! Thanks for giving me a good laugh I needed it.

 

[sizzle949]

Based on the responses of the other Canadians on here, I'm gonna go with sarcasm.

 

[Sosdoc]

Pizza, and bad government. Heh.

 

[Greenshoes]

Norway: We can travel across snow real fast.

 

[AbstractJuggler]

rugby

Also Rugby.

Spoiler: Hmm? What was that? I couldn't quite hear you.

I kid, of course. [small]Please don't crush me.[/small]
But since comedy's already been said, I'm gonna go with tea. Goddamn, we make a good brew.

 

[Gypsybob]

Football hooliganism
Teenage prgnancy
Drug use and alcoholism
Squalor

Yes, that's bonnie Scotland for you. Somebody get me out of here.

 

[Kielgasten]

We´ve had the world record in young people drinking for as long as I can remember.
Admittedly, this is generally considered a bad thing (by politicians anyway but, really, fuck those bastards)

The way I see it, is that when the economy finally collapses, we will be a the front line of the new "Best drinker wins"-economy.

Also, it is really hard to find prettier ladies anywhere... I´ve checked.

 

[dslatch]

CANADA! Hockey beer and healthcare. kinda funny that, Beer + Hockey = you need healthcare.

 

[launchpadmcqwak]

Lord of the Rings and other movie sets which demand a crap-ton of scenic/greenery.

Also Rugby.

And dairy products

Yeah this right here is like all we got and i'm not even complaining..

 

[Tallim]

Football hooliganism
Teenage prgnancy
Drug use and alcoholism
Squalor

Yes, that's bonnie Scotland for you. Somebody get me out of here.

Heh I'm actually moving to Scotland next Friday, packing like crazy at the moment.

 

[Gypsybob]

Football hooliganism
Teenage prgnancy
Drug use and alcoholism
Squalor

Yes, that's bonnie Scotland for you. Somebody get me out of here.

Heh I'm actually moving to Scotland next Friday, packing like crazy at the moment.

Unlucky, mate. Where abouts?

 

[Tallim]

Football hooliganism
Teenage prgnancy
Drug use and alcoholism
Squalor

Yes, that's bonnie Scotland for you. Somebody get me out of here.

Heh I'm actually moving to Scotland next Friday, packing like crazy at the moment.

Unlucky, mate. Where abouts?

Edinburgh. Starting life again lol.

 

[hermes]

Uruguay

We do a lot of meat cooking with almost every part of the cow... And we are really good at it.

Also, soccer. Our selection is so so, but our exports are pretty good.

 

[Snake Plissken]

Lmao wait to think outside the box rolf. I was going to say diversity we have some of the most diverse population and nobody really fights over it. We get people getting upset with the Muslims but that has more to do with them trying to change the laws for there own person gain rather than hate on them specifically.

Also we have a LOT of natural resources which we trade with different countries all over the world and cut the US way to much slack with.

All that stuff's silly. We have hockey and maple syrup and nothing else. At all.

And we live in igloos, ride polar bears to work, and have five feet of snow minimum at all times of the year.

Obviously.

Uhhh...you have Propagandhi. You Propagandhi the best.

 

[C4tt4nn4]

Cheese, watches and neutrality. Also helping people commit tax fraud.

You should be able to guess where I'm from.

dont forget the bomb shelters, ridiculous noise laws, and chocolate that makes it all worth it!

 

[sinsfire]

American; we are not only the best at incarcerating our own citizens, but I think we are the best at incarcerating foreigners as well.

I haven't figured out if I am proud of this or not.

 

[Polarni]

Food, strong beverages, hot girls, corrupt polititians, beautifull coastlines...

Yup, that about sums up what Croatia does best.

 

[Bolwing]

Vodka. My country makes some really good vodkas. And then we drink it. Our beer is pretty good as well, actually.
We're also adept at preserving vegetables using lacto-fermentation.
Also, sausage and pierogi.

Recently, conspiration theories and hatred at birch trees seem to be our thing.
Barring that one incident, our pilots are generally very well trained.

Good grief, if I ever have to hear about planes, birch trees, and explosive materials in the same sentence again, I'm going to go crazy.

OT:
Poland-
-cuisine
-complaining
-bad jokes
-making terrible, TERRIBLE comedies

 

[MrHide-Patten]

Australia: We... ummm. Pay more for shit, YEAH! Suck it America. Ozzie, ozzie, ozzie!