What if Pokemon were real?

[Neonbob]

Hunting would be sooooo much more fun. I've always wanted to blow the head off of a pikachu! And a rattata...and a zubat.
That said, going to different places would be a pain in the ass if you were walking.

 

[Grounogeos]

"What if Pokemon were real?"
Total human extinction in two weeks. A month if we actually decide to fight back.
Having "animals" controlling minds, the elements and who knows what else? That's a no-no.
Hell, part of their collective name is "monster". And what happens with monsters? They don't like humans.

I say the opposite:
Total pokemon extinction in two weeks. A month if they really fight back.
I don't really see why a Charizard should be impervious to .50 caliber machinegun fire, or an Alakazam should know the existence of that sniper, two kilometer away sayin "Stay... Stay... Good boy." BLAM Dead pokemons. Gas beedrills! Round-Up the sentient plants! Extinguish the fire types, elektrify the watertyps. Nuke. The. Legendaries.

Still be fucked if there was Giratina. Explosion and Selfdestruct are Normal-type attacks, Giratina's a Dragon/Ghost type...and Ghost is immune to Normal. Nuke him all ya want, nothing's gonna happen.

I'd want all the Pokémon I have on my games right now... so many things to do for fun...

You think my Gallade would help me train with Swords?

 

[Barky13]

If Pokemon were real we'd have to replace the word legendary with endangered. The Mewtwo are dying. There's only one left on the planet.

 

[Mockingjay]

we'd all be dead because they evolve faster than us and have badass attacks.

 

[nolph fooz]

They would take over the world!

They will make us there slave's

 

[The DSM]

If one attacked me from the long grass instead of battleing it im more likely to kick it then try to capture it.

 

[ThreeWords]

There would be like 50 million Nurse Joys and Officer Jennys.

Which would be more than slightly weird, not to mention confusing =P

If one attacked me from the long grass instead of battleing it im more likely to kick it then try to capture it.

This is also true, not to mention the fact that the 'battles' would almost immediately screw the whole turn based thing and become mere brawls

 

[hero in flames]

thered be alot more dead people and killing machines...enough said

 

[ironmace2.0]

capturing pokemon would be hell example "hey a Lucario!" distance sounds of fists and crys of pain 2 weeks later my funeral. It would be call if each of us was born with a pokemon ready for us that would be fun.

 

[rosac]

There would be like 50 million Nurse Joys and Officer Jennys.

all of which would be strangely identical...

rosac

 

[PrototypeC]

I'd never leave my house. I'd build barriers to keep the fire-breathing dragons and giant tortoises out.

 

[OtherAlex]

The ALF and PETA would have alot on their fucking hands.

 

[Mr. Purple]

I would lurve dem to death.
I would buy a turtwig and hav it follow me like pikachu. As for the other pokemon, i would pit them against each other....but i'd give them weapons....

 

[dmfan]

okay here is wat i think i do believe that is osme area in the world there are animals that look this i do believe that there probalbly is some fox that has nine tails i mean hell when you think about we already have cats that glow in the drak so i really dont find it all hard to believe that the japanes or the american goverment isnt already or have already tested this.i do think though that soon we may actually find animals or fish that look like this.

 

[Mad Maniac with axe-firing chainsaw]

Oh God, imagine bullies with pokemon...

Come to think of it, imagine armies with pokemon!

 

[AroLombardi]

That'd be F*cking AWESOME! But I'd get arrested for having...eh....ya know....
That is, if they still have that law around.

 

[stormcaller]

I'd be checking out all my nearest caves for legendaries, preferably with a few tanks.

 

[DaBozz]

If pokemon where real, tyranitar would be used by terriorists.