What if Pokemon were real?

[Ifeno]

If Pokemon were real, I think I'd have had my penis removed by that hot psychic Pokemon...

*Incoherent laughter*

Please let this be okay by the mods...

lol....wow....time for my all time fav quote

"Ok so i was looking up pokemon hentai last night and it was full of Gardevoirs and Pikachus! Where are all the May and Dawn pics?!?!"

someone said that on a gamefaqs thread...lmao....

 

[MagnetoHydroDynamics]

Well there is all this, but what would happen to the animals we have? And if the legendarys came around what could we do about it to prevent instant deathination?

Modern waeponry should do the trick.

"Mr. President the legendary is heading towards the mainland."
"Send out battle ships and fighters, administer airstrikes, etc. etc. you know the drill."
"Aye Aye sir."
"Nuke it if neccesary, but use a small one."


Anyway, I would capture mudkips and thro them at people yelling I HEARD U LIEK MUDKIPS?!?

 

[UncleAsriel]

I'd have Pikachu Sskin slippers, for the lulz.

 

[Ifeno]

Oh dear...i just realized...what if the mudkipz guy from the original story had a real mudkip instead of a doll

 

[Ifeno]

Daycare man: The Retard and Mudkip are doing fine. They seem to like each other.

oh dear o.o

 

[Darkintent]

If pokemon were real then about 8 years ago i would fo left home with little or no money with a stupid yellow rat that doesnt obey me to test my luck as a monster trainer

I would of ran home in 5 minates

 

[Nova Tendril]

Pokemon are real. It's just that we don't use the Pokemon in our world to fight.

 

[riyun]

If pkmn were real they would be about as important as the dodo bird, thanks to (1) the absence of pokeballs and the presence of GUNS.

 

[MagnetoHydroDynamics]

"What if Pokemon were real?"
Total human extinction in two weeks. A month if we actually decide to fight back.
Having "animals" controlling minds, the elements and who knows what else? That's a no-no.
Hell, part of their collective name is "monster". And what happens with monsters? They don't like humans.

I say the opposite:
Total pokemon extinction in two weeks. A month if they really fight back.
I don't really see why a Charizard should be impervious to .50 caliber machinegun fire, or an Alakazam should know the existence of that sniper, two kilometer away sayin "Stay... Stay... Good boy." BLAM Dead pokemons. Gas beedrills! Round-Up the sentient plants! Extinguish the fire types, elektrify the watertyps. Nuke. The. Legendaries.

 

[Ifeno]

"What if Pokemon were real?"
Total human extinction in two weeks. A month if we actually decide to fight back.
Having "animals" controlling minds, the elements and who knows what else? That's a no-no.
Hell, part of their collective name is "monster". And what happens with monsters? They don't like humans.

I say the opposite:
Total pokemon extinction in two weeks. A month if they really fight back.
I don't really see why a Charizard should be impervious to .50 caliber machinegun fire, or an Alakazam should know the existence of that sniper, two kilometer away sayin "Stay... Stay... Good boy." BLAM Dead pokemons. Gas beedrills! Round-Up the sentient plants! Extinguish the fire types, elektrify the watertyps. Nuke. The. Legendaries.

they wouldnt....wed kill them by the douzens...its those damn psychic types thatd give us problems...they could stop our weapons....oh nd you forget that they have double team....and that they can dig....and swim...and fly.....and that some of them are huge...and made out of METAL....im kind of with Argentavis on this one...soz man

 

[neuromasser]

I would die because of hunger... the meat... the meat...

Spoiler: *pika pika?* BOOM!!

http://www.play-pokemon-online.com/kill-pokemon-game.php
http://www.play-pokemon-online.com/pokemon-blood-bath-game.php

 

[HerbertTheHamster]

Pokemon is real. I throw balls at animals all the time.


Ok, after rereading that..I take it back.

What? They are real. In my mind...

 

[FinalGamer]

Well for a start the Green Earth people can shut up and stop talking about fucking carbon footprints.

Course we'd have to have an entire service dedicated to the health, safety and care of Pokemon in the workplace. The Pokemon Health, Safety and Protection Standards.

Also, me and a best friend of mine had this idea on if Pokemon was real, where would the gyms be and who would be the gym leaders.

Here are the UK and US ones we thought of and why those places:

BRITISH POKEMON ORGANISATION

Dundrennan, Dumfries and Galloway= Fire (The Wicker Man festival)
Sheffield = Steel (Major steel industry) Jeremy Clarkson = Gym Leader
Dundee = Water (Port City) Ellen MacArthur = Gym Leader
Aviemore = Ice/Rock (Ski resort in the highlands) Eddie the Eagle = Gym Leader
St Austell, Cornwall = Grass/Poison (Eden Project) David Attenborough = Gym Leader
Uffington, Oxfordshire = Ground/Dragon (Dragon Hill where supposedly St George slayed the dragon)
Chillingham, Northumberland = Ghost/Psychic (Most haunted place in Britain) Peter Underwood = Gym Leader
Battersea, London = Electric (Power Station)
Cardiff Castle Norman Keep, Wales = Elite Four
Alan Moore = Psychic/Dark;
Billy Connolly = Steel/Fire;
Ozzy Osbourne = Electric/Rock;
James Bond = Poison/Water; (we couldn't really think anyone else so we stretched it a bit, maybe the current leader of MI5 I guess)

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NATIONAL AMERICAN POKEMON LEAGUE

Nome, Alaska = Ice (Far northern lands)
Seattle, Washington = Water (Heavy rains every year) James Cameron = Gym Leader
Las Vegas, Nevada = Electricity (City of neon lights) Paris Hilton = Gym Leader (remember the spoilt ***** who had the cute Pokemon in Gold/Silver?)
Hilo, Hawaii = Fire (Near Mauna Loa, an active volcano) Kurt Russell = Gym Leader
Leadville, Colorado = Rock/Ground (Town of highest altitude) Trey Parker and Matt Stone = Gym Leader/s
Everglades City, Florida = Grass/Flying (Marshes and hurricanes) Ralph Nader = Gym Leader
Los Angeles, California = Poison/Ghost (Pollution and Scientology) Tom Cruise = Gym Leader
Detroit, Michigan = Steel/Fighting (High murder rate) Chuck Norris = Gym Leader
Empire State Building, New York City = Elite Four
Patrick Stewart = Psychic/Steel; (X-men naturally)
Arnold Schwarzenegger = Fire/Fighting;
M Night Shyamalan = Ghost/Water; (WHAT A TWIST!)
Ted Turner = Ground/Fire/Flying/Water/Psychic (CAPTAIN PLANEEEEEEET!)

 

[Lazzi]

Wow... this looked promising until I reached the first post.
Seriously, you people are acting like the extinct Anti-Pokemon Species that once plagued the internet, each with their own forum and site.
This pisses me off.
To elaborate, observe here - http://www.dragonflycave.com/animalcruelty.aspx

Anyway, I would be sitting on a comfortable gimmicky chair at the top of Indigo Plateu, waiting for some hopeful to attempt to beat me. They wouldn't.

Well arnt you vain and narcissistic.

 

[jboking]

Well there is all this, but what would happen to the animals we have? And if the legendarys came around what could we do about it to prevent instant deathination?

Modern weaponry should do the trick.

"Mr. President the legendary is heading towards the mainland."
"Send out battle ships and fighters, administer airstrikes, etc. etc. you know the drill. It's not like this doesn't happen every other week."


Anyway, I would capture mudkips and thro them at people yelling I HEARD U LIEK MUDKIPS?!?

Fix'd

 

[Lazzi]

Thats hard to say.

Assuming that they had existed for a long time and they were as dense as they are in the series, then I would say were okay.

Obvious I would expect for them to occasionaly have fits. If any thing the world would simply be more interseting. Transportation would be more complex, Travel laws would be a thousand time more strict (all fire, rock/ground, and electric pokemon must me transported by sea).

 

[letsnoobtehpwns]

I would use Poke Balls to capture people and shake them until they die!!!!!

 

[Lazzi]

I would use Poke Balls to capture people and shake them until they die!!!!!

Ok, you I like.

 

[Batadon]

I'd do the Missingno trick to glitch out reality and substitute my own.

 

[Teh Ty]

I would try to become a pokemon Master! Or just to try to get some ghost pokemon and scare the shit out of people.