What if Pokemon were real?

[ArchBlade]

Well, life would certainly more interesting. Alot passing planes would get shot down by Hyper Beam though.

Also, the idea of PETP absolutely horrifies me.

Oh God, imagine bullies with pokemon...

Come to think of it, imagine armies with pokemon!

 

[ConstantJoe]

I'd get that guy with the skull on his head.

 

[Senial]

The idea of Poke'war sounds TO kickass.

 

[Aur0ra145]

If pokemon existed. It would be freaking great for the cooking industry. Just think about how many more dishes/entrees we could make with tons of new and exotic meat!

 

[LCP]

I would take a minigun and mow down all in my path.

 

[TheLastCylon]

Wherever Pokemon go, Team Rocket follows. And that never ends well.

 

[Gerazzi]

There would be like 50 million Nurse Joys and Officer Jennys.

I am not bothered by this.

there would be no sexual interest. at all.
That's what I'd be worried about.

 

[Mad Maniac with axe-firing chainsaw]

I think that we'd have gone extinct if pokemon actually existed. I mean, a club, a bow, and a stake facade would all be very well against a sabretooth tiger, but these things breathe fire!

EDIT: or ice, or electricity, or drown you, or cut you to death or strangle you with Ivy... or just freak you out, look out for ghastly's!

 

[ElTigreSantiago]

I would immediatly get a Gyarados.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

I don't know what the legal results would be.

I do know, however, what Pokemon I'd capture first. I'd go after a Chiaotzu!

(A cookie for those who get the reference.)

 

[The Shade]

Magikarp burger, anyone?

Also, I'd think twice about trying to take down a Beedrill nest.

 

[geldonyetich]

We'd probably all be huddling in caves hiding from the twisted spawn of a God so mad as to create creatures of such power that they're capable of causing an apocalypse [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pok%C3%A9mon:_The_Movie_2000#The_Power_of_One] almost every time [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pok%C3%A9mon:_The_Rise_of_Darkrai] they get in an argument.