What if Videogame Characters could use FML...

[Misho-]

Basically that's it lol (For those unfamiliar its FMylife: Your Everyday Life Stories.)

What do you think the characters in video games would write if they could use FML:

I'll go first.

"Today, after jumping over lava pits, stomping on undead monstrosities and mutant muderous reptiles, I finally got to the end room ready to rescue the princess... Only to find out she's in another castle. FML"

RedPlumber Mushroom Kingdom

 

[Vern5]

"Just got into another fight with the Space Pirates. Killed a bunch and was doing fine. Then, I lost all of my armor upgrades. Again. FML."

SpaceBountyHunterGrl

 

[Nmil-ek]

"Lost my keys in Hades, AGAIN. FML"

Angryspartanguy

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

'Woke up in hospital today, guy turned into a necromorph right in my face, Seriously? FML'

HotEngineer69

 

[Gralian]

Just started a routine experiment today. Was told i was going to get a promotion for it. Alien monsters appeared out of nowhere and all i did was push a cart carrying a crystal into a giant laser. Now the army has started shooting people, i'm out of a job, and none of the trams work. It's gonna be a long walk back to the surface. FML

NerdyScientist101

 

[Mr Thin]

"Found another locked door today, in the middle of the frigging forest. Went to get the key, found it... in a locked chest. FML"

Perhaps every Legend of Zelda game ever?

 

[KeyMaster45]

"She got kidnapped...again. For a princess her security sucks. FML"

Plumber4Hire

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

'My fish died AGAIN...FML'

MarineJesusN7

 

[New Vegas Samurai]

"So get this... I was saved by my new suit right, it has all these bells and whistles and ever since the attack that left me half dead it's been keeping me alive, and HEALING ME. Man I thought this thing was awesome until I tried to remove it... that did not bode well and I just dropped to the floor when my chest piece was off... Turns out if I remove it, I'm a dead man... You can only imagine the time me and my girlfriend have in bed, NOT TO MENTION THE SMELL!! FML soo much right now!"

Supersuit223

 

[Vern5]

Just killed a bunch of human jackasses. Now this other human is telling me I have to drink monster blood if I don't want to be executed. Seriously, FML.

AngryElfDA

 

[pendragon177]

"Spy sapping my sentry, again. FML"

CreamGravy

 

[GunstarHero]

So, those creatures I've been fighting with, and giving to all my friends to fight with as well, turns out they're making us forget our childhoods. FML.

Lionheart89

 

[dogenzakaminion]

Got delayed again...FML

BabeSlapper

 

[KafkaOffTheBeach]

"Today I had a really long and, if I'm going to be honest, slightly fucking boring conversation with my wife and son. Chances are I will have the exact same conversation countless times in my long, fulfilling life surrounded by my happy family. FML"

DamnSexyCowboy83

 

[Vilcus]

"Just got knocked off of a lumbermill in some Basin place by a big owl thing, broke both my legs, and my shin bones are sticking out... FML"

RndmWoWChrctr

 

[Tohuvabohu]

"Student of mine is attempting to undo all my work.Must go to the home planet of a race I infected with a virus I created to kill him.No choice.Necessary Evil.Will possibly regret my actions.No choice anymore.FML."

-ModelScientistSalarian

"Nearly died in the lab. Sustained serious injuries before I found the documents for barkeep. Barely made it back to town. Lost a lot of blood. As soon as I get here to report my findings, everyone tells me to 'Get out of here'. FML"

-xZoneExplorerx

 

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

"So I just get told my mom has been killed, then Samuel Jackson and Chris Penn mug me at gun-point. Seriously, FML."

LSGangsta183

EDIT -

Got delayed again...FML

BabeSlapper

Gotta love it.