What if Videogame Characters could use FML...

[KafkaOffTheBeach]

"Today I learned that man was nothing more than a miserable pile of secrets and lies. FML"
xXxImmortalxXx

 

[GunstarHero]

Today, I got the urge to go for a swim in the pool in my garden. Then the ladder disappeared! I managed to get out somehow, but then I felt like I really, really needed to have a barbecue in the tiny, doorless shed out back. FML.

SimGuy322

 

[Gralian]

Just played a round of poker. I was doing fine until my game was thrown out of whack by the idiot in front of me saying 'I can't lose! I'm Herbert Mooooooon!'. Now i'm barred from the general store. FML

Cowboy38

 

[Vern5]

Got shot in the head last night. FML

VegasCourier6

 

[Queen Michael]

"Today, I ran my @$$ off in order to be able to stop the activation of a walking tank capable of firing nukes. Turns out that when I used my keycard to stop it, I actually activated it myself and it attacked me. FML."

-Metal Gear Solid.

 

[AbstractStream]

"I used to be part of an elite unit but it turns out those memories weren't my own and my life was a lie. FML."

-Spikyblondehairdude

 

[Tohuvabohu]

"Who the hell put me in cryogenic suspended animation? Great, now I have to listen to some know-it-all teach me how to walk and look around. What the hell is this shit? Now the ship is exploding? I'm just glad this know-it-all exploded too. Where do I go now? Oh I just have to jump this pipe while I'm getting shot at and shit. Goddammit. This is the worst monday ever. FML."

-KissTheChief

 

[mireko]

'Died for your sins today. FML.'

-MementoMori92

 

[Gralian]

Just got off the boat from Serbia. Was told i was going to be living in a mansion. My cousin's apartment is a piece of shit. FML

HopefulSlav_12

 

[RheynbowDash]

A little girl called my beam katana a "Lightsaber". WTFML

AssassinNumber1

 

[GamemasterAnthony]

My popularity's gone down the toilet...the comic's losing anything and everything that made it unique from the games...fanfiction's all about the games or that stupid anime, never about the old cartoons that were better...and I've still got that @!#?@! pink fangirl chasing me around acting more obsessed than Bate's character in misery. FML!!!

SpeedyBlueHedgie

 

[Gameslayer_93]

finally got out of prison today, only to suddenly become paralyzed (for some reason) and watch as Patrick Stewart got stabbed in front of me, FML!!!

Cyrodill99

 

[HentMas]

"Today is D-day, i´m going to get dropped on Normandy, just don´t tell the Germans, this is top secret info!.FML"

RMYguy552

 

[MetalDooley]

Was being nice today and helped my buddy Anders with some stuff he needed doing.Now he keeps coming onto me.FML

ChmpionofKrkwall

 

[gibboss28]

GDI stopped me again. FML

-NodFTW1

 

[Chibz]

"I work for a rather cruel demon overlord who is threatening to take away the one sardine a day I get to pay to atone my sins for 'assassinating him' even though he's not dead and nobody knows who did it. FML"
-Demonpenguinslave

 

[Jodah]

"So, today I killed the Lich King. He wtfpwned us all in one hit but we still pulled it off in the end. While we were taking the loot from his rotting corpse Deathwing tore the planet a new asshole...literally. FML"
RandomAdventurer100 of Azeroth

 

[ABLb0y]

"Just kidnapped some drug lord, accidentally took him to his death with someone who was masquerading as his father, was stabbed by one of his "Father's" Subordinates, and worse yet, not payed! FML"
WetGurrllRubi