What if Videogame Characters could use FML...

[c_westerman13]

so the guy i've been stalking for almost 3 years met me today, and he was a real dick. sold me to his boss for testing. FML

LegionN7

 

[Thanatos5150]

"More Blood Mages. Really should have bought that demon-killing Knife. FML"
~LotheringRogue1

 

[VanQ]

Just saved 99 of my people from a giant-ass meat factory, now I find out I have to save another 300 from a brewery full of armed guards and vicious attack slogs, but to get there I have to cross a desert... on foot. FML

-StitchLipMud

Also, this thread is freakin' awesome, made my day.

 

[Purplecoyote]

"Got turned into a vampire in Los Angeles today, everyone is being a douche,telling me to pick up their ancient sarcophagus. FML"

-Power2themasquerade

 

[Yuzzi]

MEDIK WAS KILED. FML

-NATASHASLUVER65

 

[valkeminator]

Now they want me to run across the battlefield while shooting down a chopper with only a bubblegum, rubberband and a paperclip, and then cook dinner for the squad. Looks like I have to do EVERYTHING FML.

IDoEverything

 

[c_westerman13]

so this newbie kindred that only lived because nines is a douche just broke into my office, killed my dude with a big-ass sword, and cut me open with my own damn knife FML

LaCroix_Prince

 

[VanQ]

So my Dad runs off somewhere without telling me and a loan shark shows up at my door to collect his debt, she won't even TELL me how much he owes because she says I'll pass out. Now I have to sell my possessions, turn my home into a store and crawl through dungeons full of things that want to eat me to make back the money he owes. FML

-KawaiiLoli

 

[valkeminator]

Have to take cousin to dinner. Again. FML.

Niko the Cousin

 

[ELD3RGoD]

"Albion just got killed by a shadow. FML"
-HeroNumba1

 

[valkeminator]

I got punched in the face, AGAIN. FML.

-AJilaniWesterlund

 

[arcaneviper]

"Aliens stole my babes.. again. FML"

Dukeofnukes

 

[TheKruzdawg]

"So I've spent all this time hanging out with this girl, being a great companion and helping her around the lab. Then she goes and throws me into the incinerator! I thought this one would be different... FML

LoNeLyCuBe99

 

[TilMorrow]

"Lost my sister today, the other big guys are going to make fun of me... Oh and I got shot in the head and fell unconscious. FML"
-Johnny Topside-

 

[Gerdneek]

Defeated 10 Wild boars today, just found out I've got to kill 10 Dragons now. FML

-havetomuchtime

 

[wrecker77]

"Spy didn't just sap mah sentry. He sapped my entire goddamn base, dispenser and all. Even got Tims stuff. And the only pyro around just ran up to us and started touching stuff, running around going crazy. FML"

Cowboy_up66

 

[valkeminator]

MMMFFFFHHH!!! MFFFHHH HMMMFFF MFHHH FHHHMHHHHH!!! FHML.

BurnBabe532

 

[Zelda Rhapsodos]

Just found out that ASSHOLE Hojo isn't dead and is trying to destroy the world, everyone's bitching at me to help them and save the world. All I want to do is eat ice cream watch dirty movies and be left alone. Should've stayed in that coffin. FML

Creepy Crimson Gunslinger

 

[SamuelT]

"Fucking police made me pick up that can. Abuse of power much? FML."
-Glasses'n'Crowbar

 

[amppi1236]

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-Free-Man