"My inventor friend accidentally "warped" a cute chick I, um, "bumped" into at the festival today somewhere and I had to put on her necklace and go through what she did. When I stopped going through this weird blue and purple haze, I landed in a place that seemed surprisingly familiar. After going to this old castle nearby, the cute chick found me and asked me to meet her in her room. Thing was, she was the Queen of the castle! Or, at least, everyone around her seemed to think she was, from what she told me. Then she dissappeared again, but not like the last time. Then I exited her room without notice - the guards and maids were too busy gossipping, only to be stopped by my inventor friend. Turns out, she IS royalty...but from our own time period, as she is our princess! Seems as though I went 400 years into the past and now that everyone mistook her for the Queen, the Queen will die at the hands of her kidnappers. Her and I went to investigate a Cathedral to try and help track down the missing queen, only to be ambushed by some weird demon thingys. A frog knight helped us out of that mess, but my friend really seemed creeped out by it. I didn't mind - his sword skills are better than mine and, though it talked a bit unusual, it seemed to be good-natured. The three of us went further into the Cathedral where we found the Queen and her kidnapper. We finished him off and returned the Queen to the castle. I then hurried to the Queen's room to see if our princess had reappeared. Thankfully, she was there and she apologized for hiding the fact that she was a princess. Seriously, when you looked at her and the Queen side-by-side, there's almost no difference between the two. We left for our own time period and I escorted the princess back to our castle...only to be jailed by this whack job of a Chancellor. I was put on trial for abducting the princess; thankfully, between my lawyer and some people I helped out at the festival I was found not guilty...but I still had to spend three days in jail as punishment! As if that wasn't enough, the Chancellor has made it so that I was to be executed at the end of those three days. I say "was" because I certainly did NOT enjoy the idea of being executed when I didn't do anything wrong...so I broke out! I annoyed the guard enough so he came into my cell and hit me. Thankfully, my acting was good enough so that when he turned to exit, I smacked him from behind and knocked him out. I met my inventor friend on the way out - she had the same idea as me, it seems. I knew I liked her for some reason. After breaking out of the prison, we made a run for the castle doors, only to be stopped by the guards. Then the guards were stopped...by the princess! Then...she got stopped. By her dad. In the ensuing confusion, we made a dash for the forest and found another warp thingy. We went into it having no other choice than being captured. When we emerged, we found ourselves in what looked to be a completely different world. Though this one looked like it went to hell. There's hardly any life, the few people we've met have no spark of life in them and, though we got rested up in this awesome machine, I'm still hungry. The princess is an emotional wreck, my friend is creeped out by the scenery and I have yet to catch a break here. FML! P.S. I hope my cat is OK..."
SpikyHairedGuy
