What if Videogame Characters could use FML...

[ShiningOmega]

"Wow, this has been a weird day. My plane crashed, now I've lost my birthday present, swam to a lighthouse, and descended into a fallen Objectivist utopia in a submarine. To top it off, I've now killed a total of 20 men with a pipe wrench, shot myself up with about 50 used needles full of God knows what, and am now at the mercy of some drunk Irish man hiding in a closet somewhere. FML"

WYKkid1960

 

[WeakEnd]

"Punk kids sending me letters, telling me they're my wife and to meet them in some old, decrepit town I used to visit with her. Do they think I was hit with amnesia the day she died? FML"

- SunderlandThe2nd

 

[Canadamus Prime]

"Today Yggdrasill finally blossomed after all these centuries, but then these huge laser beams struck the observatory and sent me and several others tumbling down to the Protectorate where I crashed into a mountain and lost all my powers. Now I have to Now I have to find a way back to the observatory while being harrassed by this annoying fairy who can't speak properly. FML"
-GardienofAngelFalls

 

[Tim Cr810]

"Tried to help this guy who was brainwashed, now i have a 9-iron sticking out of my head FML"
Aynrandfan1

 

[sarge1942]

just got shot, and blown up, and run over by a car, then shot 100 more times, then lit on fire, then beaten, then blown up again, then shot, then thrown in front of a police car before the ambulance got to me and somehow i got better... right before i got blown up again! darn cellphone cheats, FML

GTARandomCivilian

 

[KuwaSanjuro]

"Mom caught me oversleeping, then I had to save the world. FML"

SilentJRPGCharacter

 

[aeroblaster]

"Found out I'm not getting any cake... FML"
-portalLady34

"Just died. For science. FML"
-stillAlive122

"Everyone is gone... Hello? Are you still there? FML"
-thereyouare48

 

[Xaio30]

Thought I'd escaped the prison but nooo, I have to find the Emperor's heir or the world is gonna end. FML.

Cyrodiil_Inmate78

 

[Gregory Singer]

"Woke up today on some unknown god forsaken beach, with no-one insight, knuckles bleeding after punching a tree to make shelter for nighttime and tools, then these green shrubs detonate on my half built shelter leaving a huge crater and nearly killing me... than an arrow gets shot into my face WTF! FML..."

-Char

 

[Saarai-fan]

"Trying to find grandpa's bracelet. Stolen from Evil pigs. Wish all these requests from everybody would stop sidetracking me! FML"
-PinkHairGuy

 

[Hazardlife]

Today, war... war changed. FML.

Snake_Solid4

 

[darkapothem2000]

Today, I woke up looking forward to another day of thwarting villians, saving citizens, all that jazz-- didn't realize that before I could do any of that I'd have to spend several hours FLYING THROUGH F%#&*G RINGS. FML

SupesindaHoops64

Today, war was beginning. It would have been bad enough just to find out that somebody set up us the bomb, but noooo... I got signal, main screen turn on, and it turned out that all our base were belong to them. Guess I better go move every Zig... FML

ForGreatJustice2101

 

[R4ptur3]

Tried to jump off a really high building into some hay in a cart. Missed it. FML.

-Ezioooo

So i was having a really nice sleep, when suddenly a loud noise wakes me up. Turns out some ugly evil witch kidnapped my sister because she was better looking. Now i have go get my sister back, although it seems i have to climb a mountain and go all the way through some sort of lair. FML

Also i'm a douche

"Kazooie get off my facebook!"

-Banjo64

 

[CrazyCapnMorgan]

"All of the cool guys get intros, but me? Hell, I'm just another guy in white coat with glasses. FML."

GotMedDidntPay

 

[WorldCritic]

"Today I went to Africa on a job only to find ANOTHER damn virus crazed scientist who was working for my worst enemy and my new partner keeps stealing my ammo when I'm not looking. FML"

-MuscleHead96

 

[Kadoodle]

Today I got raped. By a girl. FML.

Michaelbucket2

 

[zombiestrangler]

"Today I just tried to deliver a poker chip to some guy in New Vegas. I ended up fighting slavers running around in skirts and putting up with murderous drug addicts over a fucking hydroelectric dam. FML"

holymailman

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

"Today, he punched out ALL of my blood again! This time, over a f**king "San-vich"... Stupid bastard can't even say it right!

Diagnosis... It sucks!"

-TheBostonBONKer

 

[darkapothem2000]

Today, Scout told me he needed a dispenser here. I ignored him. Then he told me again, and I ignored him again. Then he told me again several times in a row, so I decided "fine, I'll go ahead and build you one." So then I go through all the trouble of laying out my plans, setting it up, building it and upgrading it-- turns out he didn't need it. FML

ExasperatedEngie

 

[DaHero]

"Snuck into a secret base with my old buddy and we were doing fine until that friggen general made us crash down a waterfall, stabbed me TWICE and made me rip the knife out of my chest just so I can kill the bastard! FMFnL"

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