Just an idea. If you had the entire world population's undivided attention - or at least your home nation's attention - for five brief minutes, with every man woman and child paying attention to every last word you had to say, what would you take the time to talk about?
World peace? Comedy? Happiness?
I personally would just be happy with talking to the entirety of the U.S. and take the time to tell them how much of an annoying buzz word the word 'agenda' is, with additional time to note that nowhere in the bible does it say (word for word at least) that God Hates -insert any LGBT movement group name here-.
(Sorry, I know I kind of slipped into RandP there)
Then I would push for the global eradication of spiders.
Because fuck spiders.
World peace? Comedy? Happiness?
I personally would just be happy with talking to the entirety of the U.S. and take the time to tell them how much of an annoying buzz word the word 'agenda' is, with additional time to note that nowhere in the bible does it say (word for word at least) that God Hates -insert any LGBT movement group name here-.
(Sorry, I know I kind of slipped into RandP there)
Then I would push for the global eradication of spiders.
Because fuck spiders.