What if?

[lwm3398]

The rules of the game are simple. You say 'What if *Fill-in-the-Blank*' and another person, the one below you, of course, says "If *Above Blank*, then *Fill-in-Another-Blank*'. After you contradict their what if, you do your own.

Here's an example.

What if aliens were real?

If aliens were real, then Earth would be ruled by them and void of humans.

I'll begin with:

What if people could fly?

 

[orangebandguy]

If people could fly you'd have to charge them for flyer miles.

What if muffins could be created using the power of the mind?

 

[lwm3398]

If muffins could be created by the mind, we'd all be fat.(-ter than we are now.)

What if fire were made by snapping your fingers?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

West side story would be hilarious

What is LOLcats ruled the world?

 

[Code Monkey]

Then I would kill myself.

What if pigeons were 30 feet tall?

 

[Kororci]

I'd own a pigeon ranch :3

What if love was a battlefield?

 

[prinxess]

Then most of us, apart from some Japs and the loners that are cooped up in their bedroom 24/7, would be dead.

What if I had magical powers to take over the universe? n.n

 

[lwm3398]

They would not be equal to mine, right now, this second.

What if Nascar mounted guns and shooters on their cars?

 

[Fniff]

We'd be fucked.

What if I was psychic?

 

[Birras]

Then you could see into the deepest reaches of the human psyche. God help you if that happens...

What if Duke Nukem Forever had come out in a timely fashion?

 

[hopeneverdies]

We'd be having fights on football fields.

What if cars were made of foam?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

If you were cool, we'd all suck.

What if the sky was a vomit like substance?

 

[Code Monkey]

Airplanes would have windshield wipers.

What if all hair was a rediculous colour?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

We all die.

What if life was a huge anime?

 

[Yorgmiester]

If life was a huge anime, chicks would need to watch their backs. A lot. Really wouldn't matter in the end though, as guns and protective clothing would be less protection than bikini's and long knives.

What if water turned into a gas when it froze, and a solid when it was heated?

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

doop doop doop doop doop

 

[Yorgmiester]

That one strange video with the old guy and the kid and the spider, that i can't remember the name of! "What if he did, what if he didn't, what if the world was made of pudding!"

OT:Britney would have a field day.

What if I was good at Guitar Hero?

 

[Birras]

Then you'd get arthritis at age 25.

What if there were small consumable capsules containing a measurement of pain-nullifying medicine in this current location?

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

doop doop doop doop doop

 

[Yorgmiester]

Then you would have pain pills. Congratulations.

What if I somehow came to understand what the object in Birras' avatar is?

EDIT: What if I hadn't been Ninja'd just then?