What if?

[orangebandguy]

Then I'd be the one on trial.

What if you had a sound proof hearing aid?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

It would work amazing.

What if you Nazgul roommate came back... and is very pissed?

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

I'd throw him out of the window. again.

What if "Der Grammar Fuhrer" shows up at your front door?

 

[SteakHeart]

I'd kill him by neck-snap.

What if you found it kind of funny, but found it kind of sad, the dreams in which you're dying are the best you've ever had?

 

[CounterAttack]

I'd think the world had gone mad.

What if we had fully functional portal technology and every household had the means to use it?

 

[Birras]

Then there would be cake. Seriously this time.

What if I used KNIFE EYE ATTACK?

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Call Dr.Seuss.
Hey look! A brick wall! *TASER*

What if you don't liek mudkips?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You punch yourself in the face for referencing Gary Jules/Tears for Fears.
Prefer Typhlosion.

What if you were a bloody emo?
Edit: epic ninja'ing!

 

[Birras]

Then I would be covered in blood, and be feeling negative emotions about various things.

What if there was gold in them thar hillz?

 

[CounterAttack]

I would swap it for meat.

What if GMod was real?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

We'd all have squigily arms.

What if your face was not really a face?

 

[Birras]

Then it would be a moustache.

What if I was Khan?

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Your last name would be Souphanousinphone.

What if you grew another head?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

We'd have many a debate.

What if your mom was Khorne?

 

[CounterAttack]

I would have no problem with dumbasses pissing me off.

What if Slaanesh owned all the world's strip clubs?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Doesn't he already?All the strippers would be disfigured chaos deamons.

What if the Emperor died?!!?!?!?!!?

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

The cardboard cutout would take his place.

What if you have no clue whats going on?

 

[CounterAttack]

I'd throw a party to celebrate.

What if the Imperial Inquisition knocked on your door?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'd die.

What if I was wearing a slightly disturbing cowl over my face?

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

I'd ask you to remove it.

What if you feel safest of all in your car?