What if?

[Kud]

Well, everyone thinks I am one anyways.

What if the moon was falling?

 

[Yorgmiester]

Then Birras' moon kingdom would be in great peril.

What if AshPox's avatar shot beer out of her eyes instead of lasers?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

It would be kind of weird.

What if Mikuru was not a time traveler?

 

[Kud]

Then she would be boring!

What if Mikuru was fat?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Everybody would be very sad!

What if Yuki was not cool?

 

[Code Monkey]

Then I would find a new avatar!

What if a man in a red coat with cool glasses destroyed the moon?

 

[Kud]

Spoiler: This man?

cuz that would be awesome.

What if the sun was pac man?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

It would go "paka paka paka"

What if Ash got the wrong guy?
[sup]He was talking about Vash the Stampede.[/sup]
Edit: photo for reference:

Spoiler

 

[Code Monkey]

I would point out that I was referencing Vash The Stampede.

What if smiles were a renewable energy source?

 

[Kud]

I would frown.

What if my dog had a pair of nunchucks?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

He would not be able to use them.

What if humans did not have thumbs?

 

[Code Monkey]

Then the dolphins would rule the earth.

What if snow was hot?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

We would burn to death.

What if Haruhi was a boy?

 

[Kud]

I would turn gay for him.

What if Haruhi was a mushroom?

 

[TriggerHappyJoe]

I would eat is as a one up

what if Roy Mustang was gay for you?

 

[Kud]

Roy is a beast, I would totally turn gay for him.

What if I force fed you kittens?

 

[lwm3398]

I would yell 'STOP!' and say 'Lemme get some hot sauce.'

What if zombies were in your house, guarding your knifes, pointy things, and shooty things?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'd use blunt weapons.

What if there were no blunt weapons?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

We'd need moar fire extinguishers.

What if your roommate was a Nazgul?

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

I'd throw him out of a window.

What if the only clothing you owned was a sock... and you had jury duty...