What if.......

[Dango]

I'd deliver him to his family and tell them to never, ever eat it. If they eat it, then they fail the test.

What if whatever you're sitting on right now started talking?

 

[superbatranger]

Then we'd run out of paint. Then it would say something along the lines of "Mmmmrmpppph"

What if we were to make fun of Pluto?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Heh... looks like someone got ninja'd.

Anyway...

Umm... people would just stare at you and ask "why?"

What if I were really a Protoss-Timelord hybrid?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'd find me some Zerg and hope for the best.

What if George Jetson actually got a raise?

 

[Dr.Susse]

Then you'd be.......Um.......Like me?

What if Every bird could only sing surfin bird?

 

[Steppin Razor]

Then I'd get the boys together and we'd organise a cull to get rid of these birds that keep singing the same fucking song over and over and over....

What if George Bush was a Mensa graduate?

 

[Dr.Susse]

Then Mensa would only be a "Gifted school" for "Special" Children.

What if you invented the jetpack.

 

[Steppin Razor]

I'd sell the rights to the highest bidder and get someone to teach you how to put a question mark at the end of a question.

What if you really didn't have a PhD in furniture sales?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Then the world would just get that much dumber.

What if Fallout were real?

 

[TheDoctor455]

It already did.


What if gaming DID become a widely accepted artistic medium?

 

[Lust]

Then we'd be talking about the struggles of when we weren't accepted.

What if there were no more cookies in the world?

 

[Nouw]

I'd be slightly hurt. After all, cookies are over-rated.

What if there was no chessecake in the world?

 

[FortheLegion]

Humanity would try harder to get into space

What if mice didn't exist?

 

[Venom 3135]

The pet racio would go down.


What if heinz beans were available in america?

 

[XThecommander]

Bush would be angry about someone trying to move in on the bean market.
What if there are other humans in the universe, and we meet them.

 

[Venom 3135]

There would no doubt be another war...


What if we met them and there was no war?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Then there would be a lot of boring diplomacy followed by sex.
The two aren't necessarily linked but... eh... who cares.

What if Ron Perlman is right, and war never changed?

 

[mParadox]

We might wanna consider hiding in a bunker. *rainbows of death!!!!*

What if Medal of Honor was actually good?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

It would actually give Call of Duty some competition.

What if Call of Duty had actual competition?

 

[Daffy F]

Then it might be a better game.

What if porn never existed?