What if.......

[Hardzero]

proced with emo dance party.

What if everyone had bullettime?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Then the world would be a very bland place.

What if George R.R. Martin actually finished the "Song of Fire and Ice" series?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Fans would be very happy?

What if Steven King never existed?

 

[Nouw]

Then grammar would obviously be better off ;P

What if your eyes could see through walls?

 

[havass]

Then toilets will no longer be safe.

What if pigs could fly?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Then pork, bacon and ham would be more expensive due to the expense of catching pigs.

What if everyone could teleport?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

People would misuse it.

What if half the population of Earth suddenly developed special powers?

 

[havass]

Someone will form a school for special children and name himself Professor Xavier.

What if cucumbers were deadly?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You can kill with a cucumber today you know... >_>

But if they were more deadly now, people would start using them as weapons.

What if there was a Big Bang 2?

 

[havass]

There already have been 5 seasons of Big Bang Theory!
[sub]Ohh..you meant the explosion.[/sub]

What if I had a dog that could make rifts in time and space?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You do and its annoying... Thankfully I have *CENSORED* to protect me.

What if the moon was made of oil?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Then it'd probably be burned up by the sun..

What if you were given a snowball launcher?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Then it would collect dust.

What if trout lived trees? (cookie for anyone who gets the reference)

 

[TheDoctor455]

What if someone actually answered me?

 

[crewman_number_6]

I'm sure you would be very happy

What would happen if The Emperor of Mankind (from Warhammer 40k) revealed himself to the world today?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Then I'd kill him before all of that shit started.

What if Dexter Morgan were real?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

You'd be safe as long as you weren't a threat.

What if the snowball launcher made its own snowballs and you could use it anytime of the year?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Then it would be 98% more useful.

What if things were 98% more useful?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Like our brains? Then maybe this world would actually be livable; there would be far fewer annoyances.

What if we lived like we were all secret agents?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

We would all be paranoid to a degree.

What if paranoia was contagious?