What if...

[LauriJ]

You got your hands on a key that can open any door and lock. What would you do?

 

[AceDefective]

I would never be locked out of the house again.
and by the house I mean every house. Expect me soon. Stock up on Lemonade

 

[Revnak_v1legacy]

Use a lot of metaphors to get away with knowing anything and do whatever I want.

 

[Vanitas likes Bubbles]

Dunno. Probably sell it to some stalker person for 1000 dollarydoos.

 

[Luftwaffles]

Screw everything that moves

Imean...

unlock ALL the doors.

 

[Kae]

Stealing is a thing of the past for me, it's something that I've left behind and don't plan on doing anymore, now that I am capable of empathy, but let's just say that the police would start getting a lot of anonymous tips and evidence from unknown sources...

I'm a little bit obsessed with that and without risk of forced entry there'd be no reason to not do a little sleuthing, if it brings up something bad, then good, if it brings up nothing, no harm done, though considering how much I think about it and that I tried to do it recently anyway, it's probably just a matter of time before I do something stupid, though it always seem like I'm resisting doing something stupid.

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

Straight to motherfucking Ebay!

In all seriousness though Topaz was right. If you're planning on infiltrating anywhere worthwhile you'd need a lot more than just a skeleton key. Putting 'The Key That Can Open Any Lock On Any Door' up for auction would probably fetch me way more cash than I'd ever be able to steal using it.

 

[Casual Shinji]

Nothing really.

I'd still be trespassing, and would most likely get caught and go to jail. And I'm too delicate for that environment.

Maybe I'd unlock the secrets to the universe, if there happens to be an actual "door" for that.

 

[Keoul]

Dress up as a ghost
Crash parties
Scare the shit out of people.

 

[Lizardon]

I'd return it to the the Ebonmere in the Twilight Sepulcher and gain the blessings of Nocturnal.

 

[Scarim Coral]

Oh you mean like the master key or whatever the mayor have? Well trying to use it will be useless anyway due to security and it's too risky.

 

[Froggy Slayer]

Nothing really.

I'd still be trespassing, and would most likely get caught and go to jail. And I'm too delicate for that environment.

Maybe I'd unlock the secrets to the universe, if there happens to be an actual "door" for that.

BUT DUDE YOU HAVE THE KEY YOU CAN JUST WALK OUT OF JAIL!!!!!!

 

[Shemming]

Stick the key in people I dislike and unlock their death.
Duh.

And get a really really sweet car.

 

[Signa]

Does it start cars too? I'd love to just have one key on my key chain.

Then there's the fact that I could use it to joy-ride any car I want. I really don't see myself doing that, because I barely use my car as it is.

 

[Zburator]

Go to a car park and unlock all the doors just to screw with em.

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

I would finally be able to reduce all my keyrings to one, easily managable keyring! I would go out and buy the coolest keyring ever to put it on!

I would then find many locks of all different sizes and shapes, and marvel at how it actually works in opening these locks... How it fits in the tiniest, and the biggest locks, but still works... it would be cool to see...

I would then see if we could use that technology in other aspects of life... primarily in some sort of WMD, and ransom the world for money and power...

 

[Evil Smurf]

I would make sexism threads with it!........Wait......What?

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

I would probably just use it to walk into people's kitchens and take stuff out of their fridges when I got hungry.

 

[Casual Shinji]

Nothing really.

I'd still be trespassing, and would most likely get caught and go to jail. And I'm too delicate for that environment.

Maybe I'd unlock the secrets to the universe, if there happens to be an actual "door" for that.

BUT DUDE YOU HAVE THE KEY YOU CAN JUST WALK OUT OF JAIL!!!!!!

Wouldn't the key get taken away along with every other personal item when I get processed or whatever? Plus, even if I did manage to hide it in some orifice and used it to escape, I'd still get like shoot on sight or have the dogs sicked on me. Lot of good a key is gonna do me then.

 

[Froggy Slayer]

Nothing really.

I'd still be trespassing, and would most likely get caught and go to jail. And I'm too delicate for that environment.

Maybe I'd unlock the secrets to the universe, if there happens to be an actual "door" for that.

BUT DUDE YOU HAVE THE KEY YOU CAN JUST WALK OUT OF JAIL!!!!!!

Wouldn't the key get taken away along with every other personal item when I get processed or whatever? Plus, even if I did manage to hide it in some orifice and used it to escape, I'd still get like shoot on sight or have the dogs sicked on me. Lot of good a key is gonna do me then.

I assume that the key is bound to you. You use it to sneak into the guardrooms, take one of the uniforms and name tags, and then walk out the front door.