What if...

[RADIALTHRONE1]

I would walk into random houses and if i see someone say "Who are you and what the hell are you doing here?" or something.

Or just "break-in" somewhere and move things around to screw with people. Oh I know! Go in and remove all of their light bulbs. Is the store still open, or do have to suffer through the dark until tomorrow?

 

[jbm1986]

I'd walk into peoples houses, pee on everything, then leave.

I'd keep it as a spare in case I lock myself out of my car again.

 

[Jedoro]

I'd start a business that people could call when they lock themselves out of a place, and their keys are inside or just lost. Closest thing would be a locksmith, but I wouldn't really install any locks, just charge $20 or something to let them inside without having to break anything.

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

David Cameron will never have a day free of pranks pulled on him again!

Okay, Day 1: Glue office furnature to ceiling...

 

[Samantha Burt]

David Cameron will never have a day free of pranks pulled on him again!

Okay, Day 1: Glue office furnature to ceiling...

Except you can't open the door to 10 Downing Street from the outside, so good luck with that.

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

David Cameron will never have a day free of pranks pulled on him again!

Okay, Day 1: Glue office furnature to ceiling...

Except you can't open the door to 10 Downing Street from the outside, so good luck with that.

Whelp, guess I'm digging my way in. 'Course, my SooperSkeleton Key will allow me to unlock any door inside the McMansion, so HA.

 

[madster11]

Go borrow some supercars from Sydney, then proceed to sell the key to the highest bidder (likely a government, probably of the USA variety) and live happily ever after, buying the supercars that i liked when i did my 'test driving'.

 

[shrekfan246]

My family has a mail box slot in a mailbox with many boxes for mail. So I will use that key and mix up everyones mail, I will do this DAILY, I will make the news as the Mailbox Mixer, and I will have some dreadful costume. Many mailmen will undoubtedly be blamed and fired, but this is as it should be because it must be, for I am THE MAILBOX MIXER MUHUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Then I will up my game, I will go to random parking lots and move cars around, I will be known as the Car Mixer. Undoubtedly, many vallets will be fired, but this is as it should be because it must be, for I am THE CAR MIXER MUHUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I am the Hero my city Needs, but not the one it deserves.

Dear god... do you know how many lives you would be responsible for ending? Everyone knows post workers are the most unhinged people on the planet!

OT: Use it whenever I need a key for something. I'm not going to do anything remarkable with it, except maybe drive someone's car without needing their keys, saying "Nah, I got it!" when they offer them to me. Unless it can open metaphorical doors too, in which case... I'd need time to think.

 

[waj9876]

ANY door and lock? I unlock and open the imaginary door in my house that grants three wishes. I get immortality and god-like powers. I also wish everyone else lost their keys.

I am your king now, world. You are under my boot. So buck up, accept the inevitable, and KNEEL. Hail to the king.

 

[chozo_hybrid]

Break into peoples houses and re-arrange everything without taking a single thing. I wonder what hilarity/freakouts would ensue...

 

[The Funslinger]

A key that opens many locks?

...

Well, since I don't have invisibility, and the key is useless on security alarm systems, it wouldn't be as fun as one might think.

Also, is it a flat key, or cylindrical with teeth?

You can make that key as unrealistically skeleton as you like, it's not going to be compatible with the type it isn't!

[HEADING=1]buzz kill![/HEADING]

 

[Fenra]

Griefing obviously!

I mean a key to unlock things in this day and age doesnt have the same implications it did, I mean just opening a door doesnt mean I could rob a bank for example with all the other security measures in place etc etc etc.

So unlock someones door, tilt all the photos in their house and leave. or hide an alarm clock somewhere in their house to go off at 3 am every morning.

Thinking bigger, unlock all the cages at a zoo then run!

 

[Hawk eye1466]

I would never be locked out of the house again.
and by the house I mean every house. Expect me soon. Stock up on Lemonade

This is pretty much what I'd do I would just show up in peoples houses and hang out with them or if no ones home just leave a note like your out of this and I moved your couch it looks better here and just generally doing things to mess with people like moving someones car for a week just to see what they do.