What if...

[Dark Knifer]

you find a wallet with tons of money in it and the name inside the wallet reads "chuck norris" what would you do?

 

[Valate_v1legacy]

I would put on gloves, take the money, drop the wallet.

 

[sms_117b]

Close the wallet and stand perfectly still until he finds me, then whilst shaking, hand over the wallet and hope he doesn't kick me into next week

 

[bodyklok]

you find a wallet with tons of money in it and the name inside the wallet reads "chuck norris" what would you do?

Take it because Chuck Norris doesn't lose things; He merely stops caring for them.

 

[Chicago Ted]

Drop it, turn around, and walk back the way I came. I am not that foolish.

 

[grimsprice]

Take it and laugh. Because he's getting older and older every year. Probably already has Alzheimers. Its just a stupid meme anyway. He deserves to get his wallet stolen for being part of such a horrible meme.

 

[Insanum]

Hand it into the police.

Then i wouldn't get 700% of my recommended RDA of Roundhouse kicks.

 

[IrishBerserker]

1) Take the money
2) Wipe my prints off the wallet
3) Drop the wallet
4) Walk away
5) Deposit money in bank account
6) Buy things

Serves him right for looking like a Leprachaun & the stupid meme.

 

[Neonbob]

Find out where he lives and stage an air strike on it, so that the internet meme would finally die.
I hope.

 

[The_Healer]

Chuck Norris doesn't need money! Money needs Chuck Norris.

So really, its the money that I'd be watching (after I took it).

 

[ottenni]

Take it to the police. Then i would go play basketball. And eat cupcakes.

 

[CloakedOne]

take the money. Drop the wallet. Be done with it.

 

[IanBrazen]

you find a wallet with tons of money in it and the name inside the wallet reads "chuck norris" what would you do?

I would return it immediately.
I dont want his chin to punch me in the face.

Quick. what do you get when you cross a saber toothed tiger with Chuck Norris?

 

[Onichanbura]

Take the money and when he "finds me" beat him to death with my bare hands.

 

[badgersprite]

Screw the money, I have rules!

...Wait...

 

[Deleted]

Put more money in the wallet and put it back down.

 

[Vuljatar]

Put more money in the wallet and put it back down.

/thread

Although, to be perfectly honest, I'd probably take the money... depending on how much it was.

 

[Timotei]

Find out where he lives and stage an air strike on it, so that the internet meme would finally die.
I hope.

This is about the best answer I have seen all thread.

 

[Erana]

Bake the wallet into a pie!

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

Ponder the meanings of the infinite universe, while composing a symphony that a resurrected Beethoven would sell his soul to listen to, before writing a treaty that would ensure global peace for eternum.

Then take a $20, cause I need to catch a lot of buses to get home.