What is God's last name?

Signa

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Ok all you godless heathens, I wanna know what God's last name is. I don't want to hear any excuses on how there is no god, or how God is such a powerful being that he needs no last name. I know you know what it is, and I want to hear it, so tell me!






in case my agro introduction wasn't clear enough, just come up with a creative last name for God. I call dibs on God being from the Damnit family.
 

JimB

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Pilkington. His full name is Jehovah Squidward Pilkington the III.
 

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Doe. Turns out he's kind of a manwhore, and has a bunch of kids, which he named all of them John too
 

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Well, Depends on what kind of God we're talking about, because technically, they have names.

Jehovah would probably have a Roman or Jewish Last Name, so something like Jehovah Ceaser or Jehovah Steinbeck (Stereotypical Jewish Name, I know).

Yahweh would have a straight up Jewish Last Name.

Allah would have an Arabic Last name; Allah Muhammed, Allah Al-Shatar, Allah Nasser. Something along those lines.

Indian Gods Of Hinduism would have Indian Names. For example: Vishnu Nahasapeemapetilon.
 

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CODE-D said:
His last name is(lightning strike).........never mind.
I like this idea: God's name being a sound (thunder) instead of a word.