Ok all you godless heathens, I wanna know what God's last name is. I don't want to hear any excuses on how there is no god, or how God is such a powerful being that he needs no last name. I know you know what it is, and I want to hear it, so tell me!
in case my agro introduction wasn't clear enough, just come up with a creative last name for God. I call dibs on God being from the Damnit family.