What is God's last name?

[Owen Robertson]

Easy, God's last name is Noway.

YHWH or NWY?

 

[somonels]

Full name is God 'Damnit' Nappa.
Good old God Damnit Nappa.

 

[Agayek]

I would venture to say maybe "Am." There is a point in the bible where He says that He is simply "I am."

Technically that passage is "I am who am", in response to Moses questioning the identity of the burning bush.

That said, there really isn't an English translation for what's actually said. If memory serves, the closest English has to the original Hebrew word is "everything". In essence, that passage is God telling Moses "I am all that is, has been and shall be". There's a whole bunch of connotation to it that simply doesn't come across in English, but that's the closest we're going to get.

 

[Owen Robertson]

Okami

What?

You were expecting maybe Zoidberg?

Zoidberg is Jesus, silly.

He helps those who help themselves!

 

[Owen Robertson]

I would venture to say maybe "Am." There is a point in the bible where He says that He is simply "I am."

Technically that passage is "I am who am", in response to Moses questioning the identity of the burning bush.

That said, there really isn't an English translation for what's actually said. If memory serves, the closest English has to the original Hebrew word is "everything". In essence, that passage is God telling Moses "I am all that is, has been and shall be". There's a whole bunch of connotation to it that simply doesn't come across in English, but that's the closest we're going to get.

I WAS SENT BY HE WHO IS CALLED "I AM"!
Cute.
Worked for Moses.

 

[Agayek]

I WAS SENT BY HE WHO IS CALLED "I AM"!
Cute.
Worked for Moses.

Meh, same thing applies, English doesn't have proper words to translate it properly

 

[F4LL3N]

First he was "Lonelyway"

Seeking comfort, he created man, thus, "Creatorway"

but after realizing this is not the right path for him, he dicided to become a hairdresser, thus he became "Barberway" and it was great.

Being still in his adolesent years; angry at mom and dad, he left home and soon became "Jammingway"

But after kissing one too many girls, he contracted AIDs, thus becoming "Herpesway" and it was great.

One eventful evening, man created 'science', thus becoming "Redundantway" and it was not great.

 

[ThatGuy]

Manson.

 

[TheDrunkNinja]

Did ancient Hebrew naming conventions even include having last names?

If they don't, where did "Christ" come in for Jesus Christ's name? No one ever refers to Mary and Joseph as Mr. and Mrs. Christ.

 

[Signa]

Sometimes a person is so powerful, so important, so defining that they don't need a last name. We call this person Cher.

As for God, his last name is Godlington. And did you know his first name was actually Godfried, God is just his nickname.

The (thread) Creator approves of this comment. Do not forget about the mighty-one's nephew, Prince

I just happen to know that God's full name is God "skeeball" Morissette

 

[vegetalss4]

Did ancient Hebrew naming conventions even include having last names?

If they don't, where did "Christ" come in for Jesus Christ's name? No one ever refers to Mary and Joseph as Mr. and Mrs. Christ.

Christ is simply Greek for "the messiahs" it was a title not a name.

 

[Shivarage]

God Christ xD

At least that's what it says on his birth certificate (issued by...?)

 

[JdA]

Kilmister.

You can also call him Doctor Rock for short.

 

[acillies45]

Slagathor

 

[Dethenger]

It's Jingleheimer-Schmidt. I know this because his name is my name too.

Rodriguez. I figured God would have an awesome last name an Rodriguez is about the most awesome name I can think of.

So you figured me out, did you?

 

[Detective Prince]

His full name is God Free McGodderson. I thought that was common knowledge?

 

[Supertegwyn]

God Goddy Godson.

God alllllll the way.

 

[Quaxar]

Spoiler: I still think Spoons is much, much better.

Spoiler: I still think Spoons is much, much better.

Now that is clearly the official patent plans for the Russian ushanka...