What is God's last name?

[TehCookie]

His full name is God Fucking Dammit, doesn't everyone know that? I bet you didn't even know that Jesus share's his dad's middle name as well, Jesus Fucking Christ.

 

[Suicidejim]

Unfortunately, his last name cannot be pronounced by the limited vocal abilities of the average human. However, if one were to make a comparison, his name would sound somewhat similar to a full-scale war between cats and parakeets during an earthquake, with a hint of whalesong and a faint echo of the string section of an orchestra being put in a blender.


His middle name is Jeffery.

 

[GodofDisaster]

His last name is Costello. No that isn't my last name, no I'm not arrogant and don't you dare click on my profile, that really is his last name.

Joking aside his surname is McCoy yes his full name God Christ McCoy.

 

[Mr.PlanetEater]

Full name is Jehovah Yahweh Allah Christ. Now can all the religions please stop fighting?

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Christ, duh. Where else would his son get his surname?

 

[Bobic]

Sometimes a person is so powerful, so important, so defining that they don't need a last name. We call this person Cher.

As for God, his last name is Godlington. And did you know his first name was actually Godfried, God is just his nickname.

 

[tacotrainwreck]

Campbell. Definitely Campbell.

 

[TK421]

I would venture to say maybe "Am." There is a point in the bible where He says that He is simply "I am."

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Vakarian

Also, he is Garrus' father, which explains a lot.

Wrong. Garrus is HIS father.

Also, we all know god's last name is "Doctor". And his first name is "The".

 

[Unsilenced]

Norris.



(Yes I'm sorry that joke is horrible.)

 

[Fappy]

Zilla.

You win the thread!

I am now torn between these two responses as they both fit perfectly:



DOUBLE BISON APPROVAL!

 

[BehattedWanderer]

Miyamoto. He came from on high and brought us gaming, when there was no gaming to be found.

Vakarian

Also, he is Garrus' father, which explains a lot.

Pssh. Think you got that one backwards there, chief.

Rodriguez. I figured God would have an awesome last name an Rodriguez is about the most awesome name I can think of.

Well, that certainly explains Rico, and validates Yahtzee's theory about the parachutes.

 

[Sexy Devil]

Okami

What?

You were expecting maybe Zoidberg?

Zoidberg is Jesus, silly.

 

[VeryOddGamer]

Shepard. Isn't it obvious?

 

[chuckey]

Mario. yep his name is God Mario.

 

[Owen Robertson]

Easy, God's last name is Noway.

YHWH or NWY?

 

[somonels]

Full name is God 'Damnit' Nappa.
Good old God Damnit Nappa.

 

[Agayek]

I would venture to say maybe "Am." There is a point in the bible where He says that He is simply "I am."

Technically that passage is "I am who am", in response to Moses questioning the identity of the burning bush.

That said, there really isn't an English translation for what's actually said. If memory serves, the closest English has to the original Hebrew word is "everything". In essence, that passage is God telling Moses "I am all that is, has been and shall be". There's a whole bunch of connotation to it that simply doesn't come across in English, but that's the closest we're going to get.

 

[Owen Robertson]

Okami

What?

You were expecting maybe Zoidberg?

Zoidberg is Jesus, silly.

He helps those who help themselves!

 

[Owen Robertson]

I would venture to say maybe "Am." There is a point in the bible where He says that He is simply "I am."

Technically that passage is "I am who am", in response to Moses questioning the identity of the burning bush.

That said, there really isn't an English translation for what's actually said. If memory serves, the closest English has to the original Hebrew word is "everything". In essence, that passage is God telling Moses "I am all that is, has been and shall be". There's a whole bunch of connotation to it that simply doesn't come across in English, but that's the closest we're going to get.

I WAS SENT BY HE WHO IS CALLED "I AM"!
Cute.
Worked for Moses.