What is heaven like

[goldendriger]

Probably like in Persona 4...large place, clouds, heavenly music, demons attacking you on mass, fighting your way through to get to the top with swords...you know, the typical stuff

 

[superbatranger]

We'll be living on top of clouds and such. In mansions.

 

[Scarim Coral]

Well for one thing if I remember my religon class correctly when we enter heaven, we all be cleanse off our tiny sins so such lustful behivour would be gone.
As for heaven itself I would imagine that we will see some famous people from all kind living there.
As I said about hell but reverse, it would be rooms or land full of personal heavens but they will be a hub or so to speak where we can all interact with each other.

 

[Wade-DeadPool]

I think it is a place that is individual to each person. My heaven my look nothing like what my sister thing heaven look like or my beat friend think of it.

 

[TriggerOnly]

I don't believe in any thing but my life that I live now is it.

however heaven will be full of a lot of like minded judgemental stuck up people, with a nice person now and then.

Hell will be a place were people can respect each other (not like you can judge down there right?) and it will be nice and warm down there not like the.. were ever heaven is?

If there is a hell good to know satan is warming up the sit for me ('-_-')

 

[TheIronRuler]

Basically I'm a jew so even if I were to be a firm believer and follower of its commands, I would say that heaven doesn't exist. What does exist on the other hand is the suffering of your future generations because of you, they will actually get most of the punishment caused by not keeping the sabath day holy, etc.

 

[RobCoxxy]

Other than nonexistent?
Full of preachy douchebags, no beer and definitely no casual sex.

 

[rayen020]

carnal desires are sinful so no sex. Gods light keeps it super safe so it's planet nerf with no risk.

- No sin in heaven, no marriage in heaven. This means you can shag who you want how you want.
- It isn't safe if you read Milton! Imagine being an unkillable soldier in the army of god blowing the shit out of fallen angels!

I think heaven would be pretty cool... shagging and killing, all day long.

...isn't that valhalla?

 

[Morderkaine]

carnal desires are sinful so no sex. Gods light keeps it super safe so it's planet nerf with no risk.

- No sin in heaven, no marriage in heaven. This means you can shag who you want how you want.
- It isn't safe if you read Milton! Imagine being an unkillable soldier in the army of god blowing the shit out of fallen angels!

I think heaven would be pretty cool... shagging and killing, all day long.

...isn't that valhalla?

Yup, when the Norse made up heaven they came up with a better idea than the Christians! Norse Heaven for the win (and it has all the best beer too)! And way better than some of the other religions. 72 virgins? come on, and people fall for it.

 

[Eldarion]

It's full of unicorns and fluffy bunnies.

But nahh seriously I think it's your own personal heaven, with whatever you loved in life eternally represented in death, and you'd just be blissful and content all the time.

That sounds awful. I'd rather reincarnate than spend existence in a permanent false bliss by myself.

 

[phantasmalWordsmith]

I imagine heaven is the place we feel most comfortable or wherever we want to be. I imagine there will be this warm feeling of everything just being right and content. And I imagine one single games console that will destroy the console wars forever and will combine the best of everything. Or something like that, I dunno

 

[Lemjir]

Most likely just like hell, only whiter.

 

[Canid117]

I dunno. No Captchas?

 

[Robert Drapp]

I'm a Pastafarian, so when I go to heaven I'll be greeted by a beer volcano and a stripper factory.

...and I'm thinkin' that is pretty much it.

 

[Lexodus]

In all likeliness, boring. What happens when you've done everything you want to do and you have the rest of eternity to fill? What happens if Einstein starts getting dull, or Kurt Cobain turns out to be an asshole? Can you sin in heaven? If you're still able to, what constitutes a sin anyway? And can you lose a place in heaven once you're there? What happens if you punch out God?

 

[Lexodus]

carnal desires are sinful so no sex. Gods light keeps it super safe so it's planet nerf with no risk.

- No sin in heaven, no marriage in heaven. This means you can shag who you want how you want.
- It isn't safe if you read Milton! Imagine being an unkillable soldier in the army of god blowing the shit out of fallen angels!

I think heaven would be pretty cool... shagging and killing, all day long.

...isn't that valhalla?

Yup, when the Norse made up heaven they came up with a better idea than the Christians! Norse Heaven for the win (and it has all the best beer too)! And way better than some of the other religions. 72 virgins? come on, and people fall for it.

I'll see you guys there, I'll be the dude arm-wrestling Thor.

 

[Lexodus]

http://www.galactanet.com/oneoff/theegg.html

I found this a long time ago... I believe in the whole reincarnation cycle. This just makes sense as to WHY it would be that way, assuming there is some mythical invisible man pulling the strings of life.

Read that before, loved it. Thanks for finding it for me

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

Carbon on fire in a bottle, floating in the ocean, simulated atop a table, floating in a sky, with reversed gravity, in a bottle, being held by me, as I'm drinking it, eternally.

Heaven.

...What?