What is in the basement?

[WrcklessIntent]

I'm gonna go off topic here to talk about my actual basement.
Its my man cave and my family knows to stay out of it. It is rare, if ever, for them to go down there and bother me. My xbox, wii, tv, and computer are down there but i can almost 100% garuntee you that there is certainly no weed at all hidden buried under old VHS'. Nope none at all.

 

[lacktheknack]

I explained it in that thread... it's where all the trolls get tossed. We don't go there ever since the "Incident That Stopped Us From Entering The Basement", and because the trolls are getting desperate. It's why we broke the staircase.

Part way down the staircase is the door to the Religion and Politics forum, so you have to tread with caution around there.

The Scary Thread is kept in the basement.
Am I the only one who knows this?

"The Scary Thread" is somewhere under what remains of the stairs. Bring a protective suit if you want to go looking for it, though.

...It's TRUE! THAT explains why there are much fewer trolls then normal near the stairs when I go to Religion and Politics... The Scary Thread keeps them away!

...exactly like my beauty sleep!

 

[lacktheknack]

What's in the basement?

Have a look! [http://www.warehouse23.com/basement/]

Can someone else click it for me?

Spoiler: I have this eerie feeling that.....

[sub][sub]Im a wuss XD[/sub][/sub]

It's not... he somehow ends up in a parallel dimension where there's a massive collection of bizarre artifacts in a warehouse.

Better then trolls and The Scary Thread.

 

[Enerfor]

You know all those spammers/trolls that post all the adverts, porn, gore, gore-porn, ect.?

All those posts are down there.

Don't go down there.

But where is it?

That is none of your concern citizen!

Through that reeeally rickety old shack door opposite of the punch and cookies.

...
God dammit.

I had a freind that went there... he never reternd.=( as for me I ate all the punch and cookies!!!!!;D

 

[Blydden]

Exactly what is in every basement.

A RANCOR!

"MRRAAAA!"

 

[Captain Bobbossa]

YES IM FREE!! free of that hell hole.... YOUR A DICK! as are you.... yes you, reading this right now...

 

[2fish]

I explained it in that thread... it's where all the trolls get tossed. We don't go there ever since the "Incident That Stopped Us From Entering The Basement", and because the trolls are getting desperate. It's why we broke the staircase.

Part way down the staircase is the door to the Religion and Politics forum, so you have to tread with caution around there.

Now that you gave away the secret how am I supposed to get people down there? I rented a van, bought a mask and plastic wrap for nothing. Thank you VERY much. Anyone want to get into my van?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

It's where basement cat lives.

Oh, the evil counterpart of this cat?

OT: A joke used to make new users... Why do we tell this joke again? Anyway, it seems to be a tradition. I love tradition...

[HEADING=2]The basement is real! In it lies your evil twin armed with a croquet mallet and foul language. There is a trap door leading to it in the Religion and Politics forum.[/HEADING]

I'm in my basement.

Fear me.

Ah, comrade. We and our basements shall rule the world!

 

[TeeBs]

Why is everyone afraid of this Cthulu guy.
Im sure if you got to know him he would be a nice guy.

 

[Ldude893]

Remember the urban legend that Elvis is still alive, and Michael Jackson faked his own death? Well...

 

[GrimTuesday]

...It's TRUE! THAT explains why there are much fewer trolls then normal near the stairs when I go to Religion and Politics... The Scary Thread keeps them away!

...exactly like my beauty sleep!

Nope it's because Naheal and Tenmar rip them apart when they come too close. Those guys are crazy.

 

[Naheal]

I heard MaxTheReaper is down there...

He's actually on Facebook. Doing fine, too.

This is the basement [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/The-Basement]

 

[smithy_2045]

I'm in the basement.