What is the closest thing you have to a super power in real life.

[Nmil-ek]

Hah I laugh at your pathetic array of abilities for I have the power to put my trousers on both one leg at a time or both!

 

[ssgt splatter]

super loud burps

 

[Saul B]

I am immune to chinese burns. Very useful considering quite a few of my friends are black belt or equivalent in martial arts (don't know which ones)

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

I can tell you nearly anything about Oblivion and remember nearly everything about any game I've ever played. I also can recall completely random lines from games/movies.

 

[Lieju]

I have a better sense of smell than most people, and so has my mother.

Also, while I need glasses for seeing far, I can see well in the dark.

 

[The DSM]

Super insomnia or being able to just blank out when people talk to me and daydream but completetly block everything.

 

[queensbomb]

I can handle pain really well. I can get stabbed (which has happened with a small knife before), and just say "Ow" and play it off like it was nothing.

 

[The_Prophet]

Hearing, and I can run very fast

 

[MagnetoHydroDynamics]

I have extremem memory and logic, as well as imagination.

"I can tell you the license plates of all six cars parked outside."
-I am also good at quotes (it's from Bourne Identity)

I fiddle with mathmatical calculus wich I am supposed to be learning about in two years (I am what americans would call senior high, attending a school equivalent to lyceé in france.)

 

[hippykiller]

the closest thing to me is kicking these 3 guy's asses back in middle school. i was taking martial arts lessons at the time so these 3 bullies thought they would mess with me because they thought that i thought that i was some sort of a ninja or something. so they came over started pushing me around and kicked all there asses. it was fucking awesome.

 

[mikemart]

invisibility to all people
extremely fast talking and fast typing
Being able to day dream no matter what
Extreme procrastination

 

[mike1921]

Having really clever and witty thoughts that I can never articulate.

This

Stabbing people with my shoulder blades. I wish I were joking.

I can poke my shoulder blades ~4" out from my back and poke people with them (if for some reason someone is standing less than 4 inches behind me, anyway).

I used to have that when I was younger.

Disappearing vision and hearing, the ability to grow a tumor on my neck(got me out of 4 months of school), the ability to type faster than most people could randomly slam their fingers on the keys (I have no control over when this happens), the ability to unvoluntarily laugh like a girl, the innability to start watching one anime without completing everything else I've been watching (meaning I only watch one anime at a time, which gets boring sometimes), probably some other things

super irony and sarcasm to the point that i cant take an insult seriously.

this, definitely

Oh yea, the ability to know everything wikipedia has on sex and the inability to masturbate.

 

[Areani]

I have an incredible talent for avoiding bee's and wasp's. I've never been stung by either.

I also have the ability to get completely lost in my thoughts, to the point where I'm actually dreaming and no longer pay any attention to my surroundings.
EDIT: Which seems to be a common talent amongst the escapists.

 

[Bleaghhh]

I always win everything i want to lose, for example a raffle with a crap prize and have to stand up and say thankyou..

I can also pick up my phone seconds before it goes off..

 

[The_Night_Walker]

I have advanced film knowledge

 

[captain awesome 12]

-I'm Invincible: If a bus hitting he head first can't finish me off, little else can ever hope to.

-Inhuman Luck: Everything, be it material or genetic, is on my side.

-Superhuman Speed: I can run the 100M in 11.4 seconds (it's been counted) and in the olympics they run the 100M in 9.6 seconds.

-Monster Stamina: I can run 6km as a warm-up for my gym exercises.

-Supreme Control Of Females: Trust me, it's true.

-Superhuman Strength: I can benchpress 200lbs (albeit only once a set)

-Superhuman intellect: IQ 158, aptitude tests at a minimum of 130 each and a general agreement from everyone I know.

-Accelerated learning: I can learn anything reasonnable within the span of a month.

Naturally, I'm going to have to question a few things on here. Like your intellect, or at least common sense. Why? Well I've never been hit by a bus, because I look before I cross the road. Unlike someone...
Or maybe eyesight is your downfall, because, c'mon, how the hell else do you get hit head-on by a bus?!? (this was a joke just so you know, although I would like to know about the bus.)

I was hit by the bus because it slipped onto the sidewalk while I wasn't looking. It hit my head 1st (hence head first).
My eyesight isn't my failing (it's 20/20) it's called a blindspot (aka the other 180 degrees people don't have eyes for XD) it honked it horn, but it was too late...
(Stupid winter... stupid bus driver... stupid boulevard speed limits... But I'm Immortal so it's ok)
Whereas my intellect shouldn't be questionned, it's sadly too much of a fact to deny. Trust me, I wish I was dumb (long story).
I'd have to say my weakness is my ego, because even though it's entirely justified, it's quite big (and so I maintain the light-hearted outlook of your response XD).

That is so epic words can't even describe. You get a gold star from Chuck Norris for that. However I don't think you are invincible (I have a gun, want to test the theory XD?) I just think your skull is made of something other than bone. Like Adamantium.

 

[molester jester]

the abilty to spill absoultley anything at the worst possible time, that would be the reason i stopped playing risk nobody want to have replace troops, have an arguement over who had russia and what not

 

[El Taco the Rogue]

No-one ever notices Im there, and when they do, they dont realise I can hear their conversation

 

[IxionIndustries]

The abillity to go into a deep trance of thought, the awesome talent of finding words in wordsearches really fast. That's really all I can think of right now.