What is the stupidest rap song you've ever heard?

[bhenders13]

I do believe I have found the worst rap video ever. WARNING, Not Safe for Work, Not Safe for Easily Offended People, Warning - Video does not reflect my view of women, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Spoiler: Jon Lajoie

Please, please, PLEASE tell me you knew it was a joke...

im pretty sure he knew. but anyways, jon lajoie is actually entertaining. The joke rappers can be good, mainly because they are rapping about rap being bad a lot of the times lol. and the song is meant to be funny, not a "serious" rap song

 

[Daveman]

Probably "X gon' give it to ya" by DMX. That always struck me as silly.
That said, I love it.

this song brings back some AWESOME memories xD it's so bad it's good

I would say the Dinosaur Rap

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONnIjTQ_YK0

I don't suppose your name is Tariq? It's just I know a guy who calls himself or has been called the Slee and I would know his awesome memories of this song. Too much of a coincidence for me to ignore.

 

[fyrsten]

BIG BOOTY BITCHES I WANT BIG BOOTY BITCHES BIG-BOG BOOTY BITCHED BIG BOOTY BITCHES BIG BOOTY BITCHES I WANT BIG BOOTY BITCHES BIG-BOG BOOTY BITCHED BIG BOOTY BITCHES BIG BOOTY BITCHES I WANT BIG BOOTY BITCHES BIG-BOG BOOTY BITCHED BIG BOOTY BITCHES BIG BOOTY BITCHES I WANT BIG BOOTY BITCHES BIG-BOG BOOTY BITCHED BIG BOOTY BITCHES BIG BOOTY BITCHES I WANT BIG BOOTY BITCHES BIG-BOG BOOTY BITCHED BIG BOOTY BITCHES BIG BOOTY BITCHES I WANT BIG BOOTY BITCHES BIG-BOG BOOTY BITCHED BIG BOOTY BITCHES BIG BOOTY BITCHES I WANT BIG BOOTY BITCHES BIG-BOG BOOTY BITCHED BIG BOOTY BITCHES BIG BOOTY BITCHES I WANT BIG BOOTY BITCHES BIG-BOG BOOTY BITCHED BIG BOOTY BITCHES BIG BOOTY BITCHES I WANT BIG BOOTY BITCHES BIG-BOG BOOTY BITCHED BIG BOOTY BITCHES

u forgot the part where he goes "little bitches get out, we dont want no skinny bitches!"

i think i only enjoyed that song because of the video. the guy in the background was priceless, and the guy in the front was wearing like dress clothes or sumthin

hehe true, i just don't think the general level of intellect in the song allowed me to do anything other than Ctrl-c + Ctrl-v

 

[Xyliss]

I couldn't tell you what it was called or who it was by, but a few years ago I heard one that went on for ages about how he wanted to be accepted into a group/gang (or whatever it was) and they told him to do so he needed to go with them and rape a woman, so they went to a rooftop grabbed a woman and dragged her out. After they all had a go, this one guy looked down and realised it was his mum. Now I don't know about you, but firstly I wouldn't rape anyone for friends. And secondly IF I was going to (which I never would as I'm sane), I'd look to see who she was first.

 

[iFail69]

Probably "X gon' give it to ya" by DMX. That always struck me as silly.
That said, I love it.

this song brings back some AWESOME memories xD it's so bad it's good

I would say the Dinosaur Rap

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONnIjTQ_YK0

I don't suppose your name is Tariq? It's just I know a guy who calls himself or has been called the Slee and I would know his awesome memories of this song. Too much of a coincidence for me to ignore.

I was very suspicious myself of a guy called Dave who just happened to bring up X Gon Give It To Ya

yes, it be me

 

[shale1157]

Actually Superdog by Trevor Moore of Whitest Kids U' Know

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aq4IbLyfns0

 

[Aur0ra145]

I do believe I have found the worst rap video ever. WARNING, Not Safe for Work, Not Safe for Easily Offended People, Warning - Video does not reflect my view of women, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Spoiler: Jon Lajoie

Please, please, PLEASE tell me you knew it was a joke...

Yes, as stated in one of my earlier posts I realize that he is a comedian and such.

 

[Daveman]

Probably "X gon' give it to ya" by DMX. That always struck me as silly.
That said, I love it.

this song brings back some AWESOME memories xD it's so bad it's good

I would say the Dinosaur Rap

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONnIjTQ_YK0

I don't suppose your name is Tariq? It's just I know a guy who calls himself or has been called the Slee and I would know his awesome memories of this song. Too much of a coincidence for me to ignore.

I was very suspicious myself of a guy called Dave who just happened to bring up X Gon Give It To Ya

yes, it be me

And I just realised I could have just looked at your profile. XP

 

[Laserbeam Ostrich]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvZ2AHd8qB8
I really, really, really hope that isn't serious.

 

[bhenders13]

I really, really, really hope that isn't serious.

hahaha wow. whats up with that white dude in the mixture of those guys? or is he black, but very very light colored? its kinda weird

 

[superbatranger]

This is why I'm hot, this is why I'm hot, this is why, this is why, this is why I'm hot.

My god that's annoying, especially when you're forced to listen to it in P.E.


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I'm hot 'cause I'm fly (fly)
You ain't 'cause you're not

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But..but..fly and not does not rhyme! I hated that song too. Who here remembers Soulja Boi?

 

[ShoopDaToaster]

I hate most rap,but the one I hate most is 'Where Da Hood At'.
It makes black people look bad,like all rap,but this takes it too far.It uses the n-word at least 5 times a second,and is all about killing cops,gang people,and people for 'JORDEN AIRWAKS SHOOSE'.
So,this is what sums it up:'WHEER DA HUOD AET N&^*$% OR I SHUT YU CUZ I STARYOTYPE AND STEEL JOOR SHOSE'

 

[Enigma6667]

Anything from Soulja Boy and Lil' Wayne's new stuff, and most of his old stuff. That stuff is just bile right in the very core.

 

[ShoopDaToaster]

superbatranger sez:
But..but..fly and not does not rhyme! I hated that song too. Who here remembers Soulja Boi?

Ah,yes.
The abomination that fortunately died out.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

This local rap group was giving out free C.D.s at my school. They were bad. This is all I remember from that horrible ride home and all I will ever remember when I think of rap:

"I'm pussy dreamin', pussy dreamin'. Girl, I'm pussy dreamin' 'bout you!"

Wow. MTV Music Award right here.

 

[Grayjack]

The Mashed Potato. It's stupidly funny.

 

[BrionJames]

Anything by Fred Durst, I fuckin' hate that guy.

 

[Laserbeam Ostrich]

I really, really, really hope that isn't serious.

hahaha wow. whats up with that white dude in the mixture of those guys? or is he black, but very very light colored? its kinda weird

Heh, I dunno. I guess everyone of all ages and race should enjoy the dick slang.

 

[og loc]

'take you to the movies' by bangs

 

[SadakoMoose]

The Booty Call
The Miami Bass sub genre of rap was a heavily electro funk influenced style with, typically, very sexual lyrics. The only really famous Miami Bass act was 2 Live Crew. The Genre itself consists primarily of very obscure rappers and compilation albums with names like "Booty Bass" and "Miami Booty".
The Booty Call was one of two songs put out by a group called Bass-N-Effect
It contains (unconfirmed) over 120 references to the human butt.
It's so obscure, you have to listen to it on Rhapsody because no one has bothered putting it on Youtube yet.
The only song I can think of that's any worse is "How Bout Some Dick?"
No one can confirm the artist's name, and the only way to find it is on file hosting websites. Supposedly it's by a group called TMFC, but there's no way to prove it.
Once you get into REALLY obscure hip hop you can find some real garbage, like worse than ICP or Soulja Boy.