What is the stupidest rap song you've ever heard?

[Ickorus]

All of them to be completely honest, well maybe im being unfair, some of eminems early stuff was ok but most rap is just stupid.

What I hate is that the media says about how video games turn people into psychos when they completely ignore all the rap music that goes on about rape, murder and prostitution.

 

[OrdinaryGuy]

I don't know if it's already been posted in this thread, but...


EDIT: Someone beat me to it. Oh well. It's the stupidest one I've heard.

 

[TheGreenManalishi]

I believe there was one with the lyric "Move, *****, get out the way..."

 

[teh.arkhon]

not sure on the name but it was by lil john or lil wayne or lil bob or some shit like that and it was a horrible horrible rape of 2 slayer songs - mandatory suicide and raining blood - with the rappers rapping about bitches and shit over the top

i nearly cried

 

[Mr.Black]

Spoiler

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nq3mGmSkXLw

wow, is that his noise from 1 song, or multiple put together? if thats from 1 song thats hilarious. btw if u didnt know, in order to put the vid into your comment you type:

[ youtube = everything after equal sign in youtube URL. ] <----- without the spaces

so urs would be [ youtube = Nq3mGmSkXLw ] <-------(with no spaces)

this is the total product

I didn't know that. Thanks alot! As for the song, I have no idea. I came across it randomly surfing youtube and cried from laughing so hard.

I'm surprised no one has brought this up yet:

 

[iFail69]

Probably "X gon' give it to ya" by DMX. That always struck me as silly.
That said, I love it.

this song brings back some AWESOME memories xD it's so bad it's good

I would say the Dinosaur Rap

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONnIjTQ_YK0

 

[vaderaider]

puke by Eminem.

If a song opens with the sounds of someone pucking then it is not a good sign.

 

[Mechsoap]

its awesome but still stupid

 

[fyrsten]

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[starhaven]

do all of them count?

 

[A random person]

If you count ICP as rap then, "Miracles"

I actually made a birthday cake saying "happy birthdays, how do they work," no joke.

Spoiler: On an unrelated note, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.

 

[the-messy-ghost]

I don't know, but I can tell you the best rap song I've heard.

Oh hells yes, i'm not that into rap but the Blie Scholars are amazing.

OT: Snoop Dogg always makes me laugh its just how he takes himself so sereously.
Allthough appariently he is more hip hop (i can't tell the fucking difference).

 

[Sion_Barzahd]

Well in my opinion it has to be [insert rap song here].

Though if i think about it, i have new found respect for rappers. Theres a guy at my college who puts himself forward as a 'rapper' and has even done a performance (it was awful). Wanna know just how awful his "music" is? Youtube lil hako.

In fact heres an example:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JiMb0F4Gt8

 

[Zersy]

That "Party like a rock star" one. Yeah, sure, ok.

I love that song !

Back on topic: I might be the few here who mostly enjoys rap, then again I only listen to the good rap like...

2 pac, Bone Thugs, Scribe, Immortal Technique, Chamillonaire, Eminem, Game, Gucci mane, Ice Cube, Plies, Kid Cudi, Nelly, Papoose, Raptile.

 

[Zayren]

Interior crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.

And... ninja'd.

 

[Didzydang]

All of them

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

Doin' Ya Mum by Ray William Johnson, but it was funny.

If you count BrockenCyde as rapists than them.

Wait what?

 

[bhenders13]

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u forgot the part where he goes "little bitches get out, we dont want no skinny bitches!"

i think i only enjoyed that song because of the video. the guy in the background was priceless, and the guy in the front was wearing like dress clothes or sumthin

 

[Kukakkau]

OKAI GUYS!


Still somewhat awesome though.

Edit: After listening to the rapper say that he was doing the hard part, I get the feeling that the creator of this song was a little biased.

I actually like this - bit uncreative but at least they aren't forcing rhymes in it that make no sense.

And on topic - all of them. I just can't stand the style and the forced rhyme.

But that eminem one they used for the Black Ops trailer was terrible. Think the lyric was "they say lightning doesn't strike the same place twice so why have I been struck six times in three different places?" - was sitting there like the hell are you on about?

 

[Xardas5]

This is the best/worst and funniest rap song I've ever heard, probably because its really offensive to black people

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWxoSeqDddU