What is the stupidest rap song you've ever heard?

YYZed

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lol at the people who think you can just hate an ENTIRE GENRE of music. I remember when i was like you too. Every genre has something to offer you just have to look harder to find it in some cases and in raps case look underground because the mainstream is garbage.

BUT to be OT. Fucking Magnets...how do they work?
 
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Counter_Southpaw said:
bhenders13 said:
Counter_Southpaw said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nq3mGmSkXLw
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wow, is that his noise from 1 song, or multiple put together? if thats from 1 song thats hilarious. btw if u didnt know, in order to put the vid into your comment you type:

[ youtube = everything after equal sign in youtube URL. ] <----- without the spaces

so urs would be [ youtube = Nq3mGmSkXLw ] <-------(with no spaces)

this is the total product :p
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I didn't know that. Thanks alot! As for the song, I have no idea. I came across it randomly surfing youtube and cried from laughing so hard.

I'm surprised no one has brought this up yet:

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someone did, they just didn't post the video. Fucking magnets man, fucking magnets.
 
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the one where people pointlessly insult things they don't like and feel the need to tell everyone else about it.
 
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If I had to choose...the Miley Cyrus "twitter rap" wins BY FAR (it made my ears pewk, cry and vomit all at the same time), I mean its sooo bad I think undercover brother felt a disturbance in the groovnes...see if you can get the movie reference sucka!...the lyrics...they are still in my mind 0.o
 
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YYZed said:
lol at the people who think you can just hate an ENTIRE GENRE of music. I remember when i was like you too. Every genre has something to offer you just have to look harder to find it in some cases and in raps case look underground because the mainstream is garbage.

BUT to be OT. Fucking Magnets...how do they work?
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yeah, but this is mostly talking about mainstream rap. and it differs per person. i personally get headaches very easily, and rap to me is just horrible for my head, especially when put very loud (which it almost always is). Also, the new songs that are coming out now which are half rap and half "singing" are just plain awful. for example, that justin bieber one, and the other song where this guy always pops in going (nu-nu-nu-nuttin on u baby, nu-nuttin on u...)
 
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The Christian Side Hug rap. I don't think the group actually has a name, but it's basically a bunch of Christians rapping about how they'll tell your mum if you front-hug someone because that leads to rape. In fact it may have been posted already, but everything is censored on this computer. I couldn't believe they were actually serious but it seems as if they really think that hugging leads to a rape conviction.
 
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capin Rob said:
If you count ICP as rap then, "Miracles"
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Fucking Magnets, how do they work?

I don't hate rap, I enjoy some it very much, mainly the rappers not played on the radio, but this one is a fucking stupid one.

 
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Betancore said:
The Christian Side Hug rap. I don't think the group actually has a name, but it's basically a bunch of Christians rapping about how they'll tell your mum if you front-hug someone because that leads to rape. In fact it may have been posted already, but everything is censored on this computer. I couldn't believe they were actually serious but it seems as if they really think that hugging leads to a rape conviction.
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Yeah... that kind of stuff is rare, but a few really, really, REALLY conservative Christians (we're talking the Christians who refuse to do stuff the Bible specifically says is okay) will do stuff like that. I go to a Christian university, and we were laughing at another Christian university in the south that doesn't allow holding hands, side hugs unless you're dating or related... they don't even allow girls to go out while their hair is still wet from a shower, because apparently that leads to lust on the guys' parts. It's a very small minority of Christians, but they're out there. And they're stupid.
 
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bhenders13 said:
Thaius said:
I'm so surprised I'm the first to post this...


I mean... WOW.
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... was this dude being serious?
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Yup. As the annotations say, this video was submitted to MTV like 20 years ago as an audition tape. It survived long enough to be put on the internet, and here it is.
 
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Er... All of them?

There are a few stand outs. Namely, the ones that blatantly steal from other songs, such as the Black-Eyed Peas' "Boom Boom Pow" stealing from "Boom" by Pod, and all those stupid Rappers paying royalties so they can "Rappify" previously good songs to make a quick buck off them.

Also, I don't know the song, by the lyrics that really killed me were "Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips." That struck me as possibly the WORST lyrics in any song ever. There's even a song called "The Fish Head Song", and THAT has better lyrics.
Firstly, Helen Keller didn't talk with her "Hips", she talked with her hands. You know, bloody sign language? Secondly, what the hell do you mean by "Talk with your hips"? That is incredibly creepy, and whoever thought up those lyrics should have a bar of soap thrown in his mouth until he goes blind, deaf, and mute just like Helen Keller so that he can see just how much he "Talks with his hips".
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I think mine is that gonna be that same one.

On the other hand, I like rap, or at least some of it. Kid Cudi especially.
 
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