What is your motto?

[bak00777]

If at first you don't succeed....fuck this...im gonna go play video games

jk
"Work smarter, not harder" is what i try to live my life by. It was told to me nearly everyday by my favorite High School teacher.

 

[Ben Agar]

The best way to lie is to tell the truth.

More things change the more they stay the same.

and if anyone tries to attack you kick really hard for the shins, or the knees, Either/or

 

[DutchAssassin8]

I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and im all out of ... What? Thats taken?! Shit...

 

[shadyh8er]

"For everything you like, there is someone in the world who hates it." One of the best revelations of my life.

 

[Ithera]

I don't really have a motto, though I sometimes spout a one from the Simpsons. "Better to much than to little"

Always cracks me up when Homer slaps Flanders silly.

 

[grollo]

Life is a game, and I just need to win it.

 

[The Night Shade]

Yippie-Ki-Yay ************

 

[Scorched_Cascade]

My normal one is: Memento Mori (roughly: "Remember, you too must die")

My Alternate one is the entire Danse Macabre here's an excerpt:
Emperor, your sword won?t help you out
Sceptre and crown are worthless here
I?ve taken you by the hand
For you must come to my dance

 

[M0rp43vs]

"In the arena of logic, I fight unarmed"
"Go Beyond the impossible and kick reason to the curb"

and for those that I didn't steal from somewhere else
"Always take into account of Murphy's law when I'm around"-Lady luck is tsundere to me, either causing extremely horrible(and weird) or extremely lucky(and weird) things to happen to me especially in competition. Highlights include last night playing pool, accidentally sunk most of my opponents balls and having sunk none of mine, then sinking half of them in one shot later(he still won)

 

[Vet2501]

"Never be ashamed, what's done is done, and you can't put the piss back in your bladder."

 

[Smooth Operator]

"Gotta catch 'em all, with chloroform!"
No don't ask who I'm catching.

 

[Marsell]

Prepare for Trouble
Make it Double

to protect the world from devastation
to unite all peoples within our nation

To denounce the evil of truth and love
To extend our reach to the stars above

 

[HT_Black]

"If you're not having fun, you're doing it wrong."
That sums up my worldview nicely.

I'm also a big fan of "When in doubt, don't think about it until it's over."

 

[Ace of Spades]

When life gives you lemons, liberate the proletariat.

 

[everlost516]

"People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading."

 

[spuddaemon]

There's a hole in the world like a great black pit,
and its filled with people who are filled with shit,
and the vermin of the world inhabit it.
...because its true...
&
*ack ack*
...because it says it all.
ref. take your pic, either "Mars Attacks" or [Bill the Cat]²

 

[I Resurection I]

Mine would be, "Grab life by the horns you get bit in the ass, grab it by the ass and you get slapped in the face."

 

[RikSharp]

Luck is as important as skill, but requires less effort.

 

[Someone Depressing]

"You rape it! We tape it!"

 

[Yuno Gasai]

"Never lie to someone that trusts you; never trust someone that lies to you."

I heard it in an episode of Dexter, and it stuck. It's definitely rung true to me in the past.