What is your weird army?

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Tiger Sora

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An army of flying, laser shooting, light saber wielding, hyperdrive capable, multicolored ZZ Top beards.
 

AssassinJoe

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I am currently working on an army of robots in my secret lab.

All I have so far is an army of killer robots that think they're pigeons.

I'm not sure what I'm doing to cause that.
 

Death God

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An army of alien, pop tart kittens who fly using rainbows and can only say one word: Nyan.

 

ediblemitten

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An army of 'Macho Man' Randy Savage clones, divided into color-coded regiments. Prefer suplexs and tombstone piledrivers to guns. Rely mostly on intimidation tactics and mental warfare.

'Oh yeah its about to get real, snap into a Slim Jim, Kim Jong-Il'
 

Baron von Blitztank

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I'd have an army of Lion-Bee-Bear-Velociraptor hybrids (Bearbeelioraptors?) with goatees and they breathe out plasma tsunamis and they can shoot laser bees out of their eyes and they have wings made of radiation, string and katanas made of fire and they have lightsaber-drill stingers and they have cannons on their back which shoot Steampunk tanks piloted by shoggoths on trampolines wearing silly hats which fire Smiley-face nukes that play a Rick-Roll.
Oh yeah and they're RoboNinjas that speak Russian but can only understand German.
 

The Gnome King

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Fox KITSUNE said:
Cat Riding Turtle Calvary


Random - Yes
Cute - Maybe
Confusing - More than Likely

:p
You win. Period. The thread could have ended with the Cat Riding Turtle Calvary.

Any other army going up against them would be way too "WTF?" to do anything about it.

And by then, it would be too late.
 

TheSnarkKnight

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An army of reality-devouring crabs that, due to their alchemic solanum claws, turn their defeated foes into golden zombies: the most powerful kind of zombies.
 

TOTL_UNIALAYSHUN

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The army of invisible butterflies! They're so pretty and innocent you can't even SEE THEM!

Or, as a backup, the army of severed left legs.
 

SuperToaster

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An army of harry potter puppets singing their own name over and over again
Need to see it?
Here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx1XIm6q4r4&feature=related

Backup: An army of G.I JOE action figures
Backup backup: An army of Mudkipz