What is your weird army?

[Nocturnal Gentleman]

An army of these:

 

[Hunter15]

an army of necromorphs

 

[drbarno]

My army of mighty gazebos shall mow you down.

 

[alrekr]

one word... Narwhals

 

[Jfswift]

An army of Chuck Norris's...nuff said

Challenges you with an army of Charlie Sheens. XD XD

 

[platinawolf]

Self-replicating nanites taking the form of very cute kittens.

 

[Bugerion]

An army made of Braids every time they fuck up I can go back in time and win the battle >

 

[Jon Shannow]

An army of lopsided midgets cunningly disguised as the Hebrides

 

[StellarViking]

An army of steam-powered mechas with handlebar moustaches and monocles. Also, it's powered by the tears of orphans.

 

[Tortoiseloz]

An army of gordon freemans, and captcha codes because those will definuitley confuse the enemy

 

[eggy32]

My army is an army of thoughts, both incredibly unpleasant and extremely pleasant.
Some of my foes will be reduced to blubbering crybabies and others will have such pleasant thoughts and daydreams that they won't want to return to reality to fight me and will forever chase their dreams of ice cream and dandelions on a sunny day.

 

[eggy32]

Little bacon men cooked from the flesh of my enemies.

So you get your army by killing your enemies? How do you kill you enemies without an army first?

 

[Zantos]

An army made up of all the characters from all the shows that have ever been cancelled.

 

[Naeberius]

Army of gay zombies.

 

[Totenkopf]

An army of men who are actually women wearing fake moustaches.
Kind of like in "Life of Brian"

 

[Vandy]

An army of giggling teen age girls that makes other armies so self conscious they just leave.

 

[Aulleas123]

I would do an army of hipsters, but it probably wouldn't be anything that you guys would know about.

 

[kiwisushi]

An army of dandelions, the size of lions with the ability to move only when you aren't looking. You cut them down, and move on, but they grow when you don't expect it and the entire approaching army gets engulfed in dandelion death. Oh yeah, and the spores are more toxic than anthrax.

 

[Andrew Bonneau]

Charlie Sheen empowered zombie Ewok ninjas FTW!

 

[hecticpicnic]

Cat Riding Turtle Calvary


Random - Yes
Cute - Maybe
Confusing - More than Likely

ok, so I think you broke my wtf-meter

The reading on mine..they're...they're over..8000!!!