What is your weird army?

[Crazy_Dude]

An army of walking dolphins with guns.

 

[team star pug]

Amry of pugs! they will wreet wrute you all!

 

[The Night Shade]

an army of sean conneries that shoot rolled up playboys drenched in scotch out of potatoe guns

With cats on their laps

 

[Dfskelleton]

Shoggoths. They're the perfect army: basically indestructable, acidic to the touch, have no need for food or rest, can take any shape they desire, and pretty menacing overall.
That, or an army of fat people with TVs on their heads, proclaiming the words "MY WIFE HATES ME!" repeatedly as they charge at their opponents, each weilding 30 atomic bombs taped together with butter knives on all sides and a picture of Conficius on it. These fat people shall all wear clothing made of glass.

 

[BlackEagle95]

An Army of toddlers. Hyperactive, swarming toddlers. If you knew my family, you'd realize why this horrifies me.

Too messed up? Okay.

Army of puppies, who would shoot?
(Possibly ninja'd, too lazy to check)

Or Aku(profile pic)
He's his own army.

 

[krseyffert]

My infinite army or ravenous man-eating monkeys, eager to discuss the script of Hamlet they've typed up

 

[emeraldrafael]

I control an army of ghasts, who are centered in the main Obsidian pit.

 

[SonofaJohannes]

An army of Saber-toothed zebras, throwing onions at their enemies, led by their fearless commander Elton John riding a giant robot viking platypus!

With Spock singing "Thriller" in order to improve morale.

 

[Feralcentaur]

The army of self-loathing giant squids.

Do I get a Cookie for assuming that's a reference to a Jonathon Coulton song?

OT: Flying Cyborg Army Ants. "All of Earth shall serve the great colony!"
Or since that's not so silly and is something I would actually try (and fail), I shall attack my enemy with my platoon of giant, hovering Cacti! They shall prick my enemies with no mercy!

 

[Shock and Awe]

An army of raptors riding tigers riding bears riding T-Rexs riding gods.

 

[Kaltazraza]

An army of bakers, making every cake available.

 

[Infernai]

An Army of anime Cosplayers...only they have fully functioning weapons now.

 

[Palademon]

The army of self-loathing giant squids.

Do I get a Cookie for assuming that's a reference to a Jonathon Coulton song?

Indeed

 

[Daverson]

An army of accordions. They're flammable, see? So I can use this here cannon, to shoot them at the enemy.

Enjoy your raining death of accordions, scum!

 

[Spartan448]

An army of Chuck Norris's...nuff said

I challenge that army with my reserve army of Sgt. Jhonsons!

 

[sheah1]

Ninja Mafia. Forever, Ninja Mafia. Assistant CO would be Fuzzy of course.

 

[Spartan X1]

Steam powered robot chickens astride rainbow colored unicorns

 

[noble cookie]

Army of flying wardrobes armed with sex toys.

They gonna wreck yo' ass.

Literally.

 

[gunrunnerjr]

robots that throw 100 dildos per second and fire rainbows of epic out of there eyes and shit acid...and spit fire........and fart co2.........we gona fuck you up

 

[Caligulove]

An army of permanently dead people. Fight by dropping themselves and their coffins onto their enemies. In gliders, cos any pilots are dead too

...so technically an Air Force as well