What loot do you drop?

[Malty Milk Whistle]

A Bowler Hat with +4 to Dapperness and a small paperback book.
I lead an interesting life.

 

[Panzervaughn]

High chance to drop a broken and useless 3DS with the falvortext "They dont make them like the used to"

Low chance to drop an intact Classic Gameboy, functions like a mace

 

[Hasido]

A notebook of insane and illegible scribblings, diagrams of seemingly non-existent objects, and maps of places that may or may not be real. If a Decipher Script check is passed it confers a permanent +1 to Knowledge The Planes, Knowledge History, Knowledge Dungeoneering, and Open Lock, and a permanent -1 to wisdom. This is however only if you are running 3.5 edition.

 

[God'sFist]

I drop a book called "you're doomed" and then have 50% chance of dropping one of these

 

[Valredwulf]

Small change, a dog eared paper back book, and Sneakers of Funkiness

 

[Kraj]

-A wallet with a 15% chance of dropping 4d10x100$, "it may be payday"
-A small bestiary and enough paper "to start your own journal"
-A fountain pen.
-Jacket of the Moose-Hide "+5 Natural DMG Reduction"
-Boots of Butt-kicking "+10 base damage/durability lvl"
-Pants of Power "random soul skill buff"
-Button-up of the Gentleman "+5 to language rolls"
-Mechanical Pocket-watch "Limitless time-piece"

I'd probably be a Hench-level and worth around 240 aspect points, "or XP for those of you who don't play Havok"

 

[Shinsei-J]

I'd drop a belt of live White Phosphorous grenades that'd go off in a second. Not even enough time for the likes of Batman to escape. If you live, congratulations, you just got half of your ass burned off. I'm gone though: instant cremation. Just try taking my stuff then, pillock.

I win via the Fallout rule.
<spoiler=Fallout logic>http://i.qkme.me/3524ch.jpg
This one took awhile to find.
And now I take your +1 pants of dickery.

 

[Ashhearth]

An awesome (if weathered) leather band, an ancient amulet that contains the spirit of Kokopelli the free wanderer and a slightly steampunky pocket watch.

 

[an annoyed writer]

I win via the Fallout rule.
<spoiler=Fallout logic>http://i.qkme.me/3524ch.jpg
This one took awhile to find.
And now I take your +1 pants of dickery.

Oh fucking goddamn it. Well, hope you don't mind cross-dressing then. Just don't jump feet first into hell: the nylon lining is very flammable.

 

[chaosbedlam]

I would drop some medium level tomes, trading cards, and a strange electronic device with the power to contact other people who have a similar device.

 

[lRookiel]

White T shirt that has stains (=1 cleanliness)
Camo trousers (+300 camouflage in deserts)
Blackberry phone (+10 communication)
Wallet (+ £170)
iPod touch (+ 6000 awesome songs :3)
Car keys (Ability to summon Chevrolet Aveo mount, it needs petrol) xD

Besides, you couldn't kill me anyway, I'm camouflaged in the desert in my awesome camo trousers.

 

[spartan231490]

despair and an empty wallet. That's my loot. In modern games you may also find a shit cell-phone and a set of car keys.

 

[Jedoro]

.45 ACP cartridge, FMJ, steel case

Upon further inspection, you notice the old owner's name lightly carved into the brass jacket around the bullet.

 

[Ed130 The Vanguard]

Disguise: University ITS uniform
Keys: Keys to the University

 

[scorptatious]

Naughty Magazine of Strength

Bag of Curly Hair

Library Pass

>Take All

>End

 

[Dr. Mongo]

Simple glasses (+1 to perception)
A T-shirt with the PORTAL-logo (+2 to style)
1-3 cold bottles of dark beer (+3 to relaxation)
A hyperactive airedale terrier named Flynn (rare drop, epic pet, +10 to joie de vivre)

 

[TallanKhan]

Well no doubt i will have been struck down by some ne'er-do-well during one of my frequent quests for a PC with windows 98 to play an old video game so probably copies of Master of Orion 2 and Duke Nukem 3D along with a "sharing" size bag of crisps.

 

[Dr. Crawver]

jelly babies.

Lots of jelly babies.

Enough jelly babies to fill a room.

...I like jelly babies.

 

[Burig]

A memory stick with 16gbs worth of porn on it.
A few threadless t-shirt
And a 1/1000th chance of getting a haggis.

 

[darthzew]

Money and a pack of Wrigley's, which increase your cunning when you chew them.

Also, my car keys, my cell phone, and some really nice jeans.