What Makes You Rage Uncontrollably?

[WendelI]

Bigots
hypocritical people
YouTube Comments
Zealots
Straight edge people
Ex-gays
Getting Killed in my egg form as anivia while my team doesn't help my egg because they are to bussy chasing shen and dont notice the teemo happily and uninterruptedly attacking my egg. all i can do is watch as my egg dies...
Getting Trapped in an Ego Storm on champions online

Every one of this people i mentioned here, I just want to stab Stab STAP and TWIST! TWIST... TWIST!

 

[DkLnBr]

everything thats already been posted, I cant think of anything else. So I guess I could say "the vast majority of people on this planet"

 

[P0RTAL]

The "teenager" attitude. Seriously, I am a teenager and the teenager attitude irritates me. For example: my best friend. She loves complaining. She even admitted that she finds it fun to complain. Which then leads me to complain (in my head) about her complaining which annoys me even more. Even more than that however is just the general posture. Hand on hip, leaning sluhtly to the side with a bit of a slouch, the typical "whatever" posture. Then there's the eyeroll as if anything you have to say is irrevelant and she just doesn't have the/time/ to listen to you. Then the sarcasm. When my doctor thought that I might have a seizure-inducing brain disorder she just kind of glanced at me and said "So what? Are you worried bout that or something?". When I found out that I would miss my birthday to testify at my sisters court case she sarcastically replied "cool" like i had just wasted the last couple minutes with my problems. Thats my best friend since 2nd grade for you. What is it about teenagers that makes them think they are automatically entitled to a perfect life.

Anyway, you asked what makes me get all ragey and hatey and all that. So there you go

 

[Rayne870]

People with differing opinions to mine but don't realize that theirs isn't the only possible opinion. This goes from liking or disliking games to religions. I'm pretty accepting as long as people don't get pushy.

Other than that, men hitting women when the woman hasn't attacked them first or taken an attacking stance.

 

[Garrsus]

stupidity, like if you say something like "but inst a scorpion an arachnid?" and they say "no its not!!" like they actually know what the hell they are talking about.

also megalomaniacs, pretentious pricks and egotistical pigs.

 

[Ace of Spades]

PC fanboys, inconsistent ideals, and hardcore vegetarians.

 

[TonyVonTonyus]

Condescending people
Stupid people
Bigots
Heretics
Anti-patriots (people who constantly criticize their country)
Hippies
Ignorant people
Blind followers
Conformists

not exactly in order

 

[DEathgod650]

People who just can't admit that they are wrong and fight to the death to prove themselves right

 

[Weskerbot3000]

Minecraft

 

[MysticToast]

There are a lot but the biggest one is when people put apostrophes in the wrong spot.

It's a such a simple freaking concept! How can so many people get it wrong?!

 

[Harlemura]

Seth.
If you've played Street Fighter IV, you know what I mean.

If you don't... Well, he's a boss character. And it may just be because I suck, but to me he's the most stupidly annoying, unsubtlest cheatingest boss that a fighting game's ever had. Note; Fighting game. Games known for annoying bosses. That's how bad he is.

Yeah, I rage so much at him I make up words like "cheatingest".

 

[Decum]

The thing that makes me rage is something that has been happening a lot recently here on the Escapist, Dragon Age 2 rant threads, i though Dragon Age Origins was pretty good, it kept me pretty amused for a good while, now i understand why some of them are ranting, the controls for 2 are slightly different, as is the game-play but its still ultimately the same game, its kind of like Resident Evil 4 all over again.

 

[BelfastSpartan]

Stupid people
Idiotic facebook posts(see failbook but I find the stupidity pretty funny)
People who are complete mongols yet breed like rabbits!(see shows like Jeremy Kyle/Jerry Springer)
Stupid people
People who drive like asshats! (why are you doing 50mph on a 70mph motorway? Why are you in the middle of 2 lanes so people can't overtake? Why are you overtaking at the same speed as the person you are overtaking? Why are you putting makeup on while driving? Why are you in the outside lane while not overtaking and no-one is in the left hand lane!?! If I undertake you I get in shit because you are a douche!)
People who expect you to be psychic and know what you mean/want when they give you little to no information!
People who own pets but are incapable of looking after them(see not lifting dog poop! It's just fucking irresponsible pet ownership!)
People who believe everything the media tells them(see nuclear warnings in Japan and how it's going to turn into chernobyl 2: rise of the crab people)
Governments!(How about instead of taking half my fucking wage you sacrifice say £50k of yours and you can still live in that massive house, be driven in that car and eat for free all of which I'm paying for! Also stop promising this that and the other to get votes then not following through!
People who argue very valid points about decent debatable topics but can never accept a view of someone/something else despite clear proof that it's right!
Stupid people!

That will do for now.....

I'm going to go punch someone/something repeatedly

 

[SonOfStayPuft]

Those complete and utter fuckwits who end up on Jeremy Kyle.

I'm paying taxes so these illiterate lazy morons can reproduce several times and spend all their benefits on Drugs and Tramps Beer?

I'd quite happily use my taxes to send these burberry clad retards to Basra to go sweeping up in a Minefield or to be used as Human Shields on the Frontline.