What "Replacement Cusswords" do you use in public?

[AMMO Kid]

My personal favorites are "Balls' hit the fan" "freakin'" "what the russian" and "suck my long hard florida(cause we all know what part of america florida is)"

what are yours?

 

[j0frenzy]

Balls, bullocks, and ducklings. I think that is about all of them that I use. Ducklings come from a recent Mythbusters video.

 

[Insanum]

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"

Or "Fudge"

Or my personal favourite when something is bullshit: "WHAT THE GEOFF?!?"

 

[rt052192]

what the french toast!

 

[ProfessorLayton]

I lika to say "Holy crap!" Wow, that reference was a thousand years old...

I say "freaking" a lot. I don't really swear because I don't really see the point... especially since Kevin Smith mixed up "swearing" with "funny" and made me sick of every swear word in the book.

 

[Blitzkreg]

what the heck! fricken seriously? xD

 

[Neo Knight]

Awww freedom fries!

 

[ottenni]

Peas and rice!

Thank you Hot Fuzz.

 

[CJMacM]

I say freakin or yell out fudge

 

[KdS_22]

"Shi...taki mushrooms!" I've loved that one ever since I was a kid. I also use friggin' a lot, apparently.

 

[Avatar Roku]

Mostly, I just replace "fuck" with "damn". Although I want to pull a Matrix and replace it with "shit", since apparently that's perfectly acceptable

 

[Nevyrmoore]

None, actually. I'm just as likely to say shit, fuck, arse and bollocks in public as I am at home.

 

[Marter]

Why is this in the Gaming forum?

OT: I haven't needed to use any replacements, as I don't find the need to use the originals.

 

[Vivace-Vivian]

I say fuck instead of worse things. I'm a bit of a potty mouth.

 

[ZZoMBiE13]

I often swipe the default innofensive expletive from Farscape; "Frell". And I like to replace "Damn it" with "Damage" for no reason other than I get a kick out of it. And of course I occasionally take a tip from Spongebob and use "Tartar Sauce" as a replacement swear.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

You think I have a censor for public? Ha! Good one.

I don't really swear that much (unless I'm in incredible pain).

 

[Lemur_Ninja]

Fudge, Dictionary, Obituary, Astronaut, Fag (It really means cigarette, fun to mess with people that don't know that), and Gay (It means happy, also fun to mess with people that don't know).

 

[ZZoMBiE13]

what the french toast!

You son of a biscuit eating bulldog!

 

[L3m0n_L1m3]

I usually just start shouting random words. Or occasionally gibberish.

 

[Doctor VonSexMachine]

Awwwwww, balls!
I don't usually censor myself in public, but sometimes it's funnier to address the situation with humorous expletives.