What story do your badges tell?

[Glademaster_v1legacy]

That I fucked up and was a bit of twat missing out on both Neo and Morpheus badges by being argumentative(still am argumentative just less of a twat).

I suppose that Auron is basically the Jesus Christ of the Battlefield and holds in him everything that can be considered good in FFX and without him the game would be so less awesome it would implode or Auron has one fucking massive grenade in his shotgun? I think that is what this thread wants.

 

[FrostyChick]

I'm slightly insane, immensely flirty. Have a small amount of power in certain areas of this site and I've been here for a while without pissing anyone off.

 

[dickywebster]

Im an armchair phantom of the opera

 

[chaosyoshimage]

Um, that I'm a pony loving hero with magic powers that happens to also be an affable villain...

 

[scorptatious]

I am staring into a woman's panties and have discovered my Steam account.

EDIT: And her name.

 

[Blow_Pop]

I am a tough girl flirty master version of maleficent


-OR-

a flirty and tough female evil genuis who looks like maleficent

 

[thenumberthirteen]

That I drink a lot, make lewd telephone calls, have to make a public apology, and then write a book about it.

 

[Blow_Pop]

That I drink a lot, make lewd telephone calls, have to make a public apology, and then write a book about it.

well we do have our topless skype convos so i guess that counts..........13

 

[thenumberthirteen]

That I drink a lot, make lewd telephone calls, have to make a public apology, and then write a book about it.

well we do have our topless skype convos so i guess that counts..........13

Well that's what happens when you call me when I'm not wearing a shirt.

 

[Blow_Pop]

That I drink a lot, make lewd telephone calls, have to make a public apology, and then write a book about it.

well we do have our topless skype convos so i guess that counts..........13

Well that's what happens when you call me when I'm not wearing a shirt.

or you call me when I'm not wearing a shirt?

 

[staika]

I am quite embarressed but I can't remember my four badges so I'll edit this post so I can see my badges >.>

Edit: I am terrible in a zombie apocalypse, I don't get warnings, I like shurikans and lightning, and I am a member of the pub club ^-^
Quite the epic story!

 

[Draconalis]

My extended Badge story:

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http://cdn.themis-media.com/media/global/badges/32/2cd458e0beed8fe4cfc3642cd68d84d4.png http://cdn.themis-media.com/media/global/badges/32/3c3f969e505dd8742f7ea27d7419d7e7.png http://cdn.themis-media.com/media/global/badges/32/97e5248f2a6eef2e06c4a71e8dfe5804.png http://cdn.themis-media.com/media/global/badges/32/3667faf5c0ab5ac07f788675b7afbe60.png http://cdn.themis-media.com/media/global/badges/32/488177e169a3461af219934552f99cb4.png http://cdn.themis-media.com/media/global/badges/32/a32c8da4e249f44b77c8549c093004ed.png http://cdn.themis-media.com/media/global/badges/32/5ffb5fe4f109304f1f79be99d9e9888b.png


I am a Dragon Wizard that shoots Shurikens and Lightning in a Brawl with a Mindflayer over a Sweet Hat. Meanwhile the Unconquerable Imp took advantage of our distraction and used the Hat Trick to Condition, Drunk and Chatty 'Working gals' to Camp with Duke Nukem for Profit. The Synergy was Glorious. And yet, the Armadillo Made Himself at Home with the Open Mic.

 

[Supertegwyn]

I'm a sarcastic Australian game reviewer who is a total nerd, completely evil and a superhero.

Not bad.

 

[Draconalis]

Sad story

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

There's something out there in the dark...something that feeds on people...
It's called beer...lots of beer...
But watch for those flames...
You don't want to knock yourself out, you can thank me later.

 

[Jaser]

I'm an incredibly intelligent yet lazy veteran reader.

 

[Draconalis]

One of ceaseless oppression, no doubt.

 

[Draconalis]

Wait... you get a badge for banning someone?

How do I become staff! I just want the job for a day!