What the hell are you?

[meatloaf231]

I think, therefore I am.

 

[Ultrajoe]

I am Ultrajoe. I am not your average joe.

 

[Souplex]

I am the ureachable summit, the goal to which all others should aspire.

 

[knottingam]

I am The Owl. My blankly inquisitive stare pierces the depths of your soul until you see your uttermost essence reflected in my ever-searching eyes, the very mirrors of insanity, until the madness begins to be reflected and projected onto your own mind and you sink slowly into the roiling, swirling abyss from whence there shall be no escape...

In real life, though, I am a Christ-follower, a realistic optimist, a music lover, a romantic idealist, a horny dog, a once-published poet, a wannabe singer, and a little bit of a nerd. I live life to the fullest by living it in the little things. I like to have fun, laugh, sing, and run and jump for the sake of it.

 

[rottenbutter]

I am never what I claim to be.

(Except for what I claim too be in my bio, that is spot on.)

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

Your father.

What he said.

That sounds weird.

Hey! I planted my seed there first!

 

[EXPLICITasian]

Your father.

What he said.

That sounds weird.

Hey! I planted my seed there first!

I didn't know my mother got around so much

 

[LoopyDood]

A paintball player who dabbles in the fine arts of web design and PC gaming.

 

[Bobkat1252]

I am Revan, Dark Lord of the Sith!

 

[jim_doki]

i am a man of constant sorrow

 

[SAccharing10]

the most intelligent being on the planet earth

Earth*

 

[EXPLICITasian]

the most intelligent being on the planet earth

Earth*

I'm the smartest being in the 5 foot radius around my chair... DAMN my dog walked in... never mind

 

[Calobi]

I am Error

 

[jim_doki]

I am Iron Man

 

[Asymptote Angel]

I'm me. If you knew who I was, you'd be laughing like mad right now.

This sounds about right.

 

[COR 2000]

I am COR 2000, an avid gaming Jedi(Yes, we do play video games in a galaxy far, far away....)

also, FYI: I am a spy.
*Backstab*

 

[LewsTherin]

I am the Dragon, the Lord of Morning, and the Prince of Dawn. I led the Hundred Companions to the very depths of Shayol Ghul and spat in the eye of Shai'tan himself. I birthed an age, and brought it low. I died in a storm of ash and thunder, but even death shall not hold me. When I come again, every knee shall bow to me, and all the nations of the world, yea, even the famed White Tower, shall pay heed to my councils and flock to my banner.

I am the Dragon, and I sail the very winds of time.


Alternately: I'm the goddamn batman.

 

[Mr. Payne]

My alternate persona is well...me...and im him. its very complicated... ALLL HAIL JYYGGAAALAAGG!!!!

 

[jim_doki]

I am the terror that flaps in the night
I am the clam that ruins your linguini
I am Darkwing Duck

 

[PedroSteckecilo]

I am Pedro Steckecilo, Mexican Fugitive!