What weapons are you proficient with?

[Plurralbles]

Let me check my sheet... yeah, proficiency in simple ranged and melee and a feat bonus in longswords. Thanks for asking.

 

[Jroo wuz heer]

Longsword, Axe (any), Sledgehammer, Staff, Knives, hand to hand.

dude, sorry to be a jerk but, bullcrap (staff, really?) an anyon that can lift it is proficient with a sledgehammer

 

[sarge1942]

my hands, a bo, a chain, a Katana, a european bow, a yumi, a spear, a handgun (small calibur), a rifle, an axe, a copper pipe... that's all i'm gonna put.

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

Remington 700, I've killed an antelope with it at 225 yards and I love the gun. Also Savage MKII in .22lr. I'm also fairly good with a AR-15, but not at long range. I practice with it in the police shoothouse. Gawd I love guns

 

[PureIrony]

I have about a 60% accuracy on a moving target with a bow(Scout Camp FTW) and a high proficiency with light melee weapons like knives and staves.

And don't even try to fight me underwater.

 

[jesinup]

pistols. and bows

 

[HerrBobo]

I could kill someone with any of the weapons in this thread. I reckon.

 

[Dogstile]

I'm good with any kind of pistol, sub-machine guns, and rifles. Boot camp teaches us that. Also, I can fly a FA-18 Fighter Jet, and an Apache Attack Helicopter.

I'm good with any kind of pistol, sub-machine guns, and rifles. Boot camp teaches us that. Also, I can fly a FA-18 Fighter Jet, and an Apache Attack Helicopter.

Remind me to never mess with you.

On the contrary, lets mess with him. A challenge is what makes things FUN!

And i suppose i'm good with my fists, a short knife, a bat (the trick with a bat, don't swing like a TARD)

I can shoot a paintball gun pretty accurately, so i suppose if i got /given/ a gun that had ammo in it, i could try to line up a few shots. I got pretty good at using sights in paintball at 200 meters.

But to be fair, i'd prefer my fists. Much more satisfying and i've had far more practise.

In this thread: The Annual Internet Tough Guy's convention begins with a parade of semi-relevant badass posturing and bragging. Weapons, usually heard about from video games or 'friends' with actual experience, are shared, while the slightly more subtle members of the herd make terrible jokes to attract loathsome females.

Tomorrow, a gathering of "Elite Tactical Delta Force Spetsnaz' veterans.

I lol'd. I can only use shotguns, and even then hunting semi-autos and over/ under shotguns are the only kind that I have any familiarity with.

It's pretty funny when you see people claim to be with skilled longswords and daggars and all that medieval shit. I mean how do they know theyre any good? They are proficient with these weapons compared to whom? and who the hell trained them?

If it helps, I know i can because i've fended off a few muggings. I used to carry a knife and one time was me coming home from a trip out with friends and i had the bat sticking out my backpack.

So i'm good VS the average mugger... ish.

 

[Elec0]

I'm pretty good with .22 rifles and pistols, 12/24 gauge shotgun, .38 rifle, swords, and hand to hand combat.

 

[teh_Canape]

a little

Chain-Whip
Meteor Hammer
Rope Dart

that's all I've got =P

 

[NJ]

Can handle a simple handgun, somewhat. Quit shooting guns when I whacked myself in the face with a .44 Mark 7 Desert Eagle trying to catch the recoil. Other than that, got a huge combat knife that's... not legal, for sure.

And no, that knife is not for self-defense. Those spikes hurt, what the hell the point of 'em is aside from preventing disarming is... mindblowing.

 

[Reep]

I can kill a man with my bear hands.

http://gruntlings.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/bearhands.jpg

 

[Eren Murtaugh]

I'm good with any kind of pistol, sub-machine guns, and rifles. Boot camp teaches us that. Also, I can fly a FA-18 Fighter Jet, and an Apache Attack Helicopter.

I'm good with any kind of pistol, sub-machine guns, and rifles. Boot camp teaches us that. Also, I can fly a FA-18 Fighter Jet, and an Apache Attack Helicopter.

Remind me to never mess with you.

On the contrary, lets mess with him. A challenge is what makes things FUN!

And i suppose i'm good with my fists, a short knife, a bat (the trick with a bat, don't swing like a TARD)

I can shoot a paintball gun pretty accurately, so i suppose if i got /given/ a gun that had ammo in it, i could try to line up a few shots. I got pretty good at using sights in paintball at 200 meters.

But to be fair, i'd prefer my fists. Much more satisfying and i've had far more practise.

Lol. Well you take me on in the skies I'll take you on anywhere you choose. Kidding. But seriously? If you can, I would recommend learning to fly. Greatest thing in the world.

 

[EPolleys]

Lee Enfield British Longbranch, I wish I had more ammo for that rifle, it's my favorite.

 

[Iron Mal]

I've fired rifles, revolvers and shotguns (the last one hurts like fuck), I can swing swords around with a certain level of effectiveness and if all fails...use my bare hands and fight dirty (I'm talking eye gouges, fishhook the mouth, improvsed weapons...the works).

I'm not going down without a fight.

 

[Z(ombie)fan]

Any semi-long, easily swung, sturdy object.

Like a baseball bat.

 

[MEEBO17]

I'm a good shot with a bow, and i can operate a pistol or rifle.

 

[Treblaine]

Somewhat search bar approved!

What weapons can you use well enough to take out an enemy or at least defend yourself from a similarly armed opponent?

I am a good shot with a 5.56 AR-15

Spoiler: AR-15

and a .50 BMG single shot rifle.

Spoiler: .50BMG

I could also fend someone off for a little bit with a rapier.

Spoiler: Rapier

Your turn!

Are you a veteran? If yo are I can see why Taliban turn to prayer when guys with .50 rifles and FREAKING RAPIERS are hunting them. Good hunting.

PS: I live in the UK = no weapons AT ALL! The few guns you do have if we ever actually do have access to if they are ever treated AS weapons then they'll be taken away. Yes, it sucks incredible amounts of sweaty anus.

But for videogames? I am most proficient with "unusually powerful and accurate pistols", especially those with un-capped fire-rate.

 

[Devil's Due]

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[JokerboyJordan]

Me? I'm proficient with gopher chucks...

Spoiler

I can kinda handle a katana...

Nah, in all seriousness I have never handled a weapon before in my life, though I would if the situation arose. Firearms are easier to fire than it looks right?