what weapons do you own>?

[goatzilla8463]

is it rly neccessary to own weapons. i mean come on,the only time u might want to use it is if ur going to get robbed and that only happens in america

 

[Chaz D]

It's on my mantelpiece.

 

[Porrhandske]

a fat cat it is the ultimate weapon

 

[Hawks_Pride]

Here comes my list.

Knives: Not counting kitchen, I have three or four fighting knives, including a modern replica of the famous WW2-era FS fighting knife.

Pistols: Got a fair few of these: a Springfield Armory XD(m) pistol in 9mm, a Sig-Sauer P226, two Walther products, a PPS and a Cold War-manufacture P38, and a Smith and Wesson .38 that needs a new ejector rod.

Rifles: Not quite as many: A custom built AR-15 match rifle in AWB-legal service rifle configuration, and a Mauser-action deer rifle in .30-06

Shotguns: Need Moar: A single Beretta A300-series duck gun with a plug in the underbarrel magazine that gimps the ammo capacity.

That's not counting the various improvised melee weapons I could make with the various books about the house. Nothing like smacking an intruder across the jaw with the collected works of Shakespeare...

 

[Lieju]

I have an electric épée with french grip, that's used in sport fencing. Obviously it's not sharp, so most you could do with it in a real fight would be to poke someone's eye out...

I own a bunch of different knives, but those are not weapons, they are tools. I usually carry a knife with me when I'm at the countryside since it's a multipurpose tool.

 

[xitel]

Spoiler: I have a bear.

 

[Obliterato]

Well I guess you mean real weapons which I don't have but if i pulled the towel rack off the wall i guess id have a nice metal stick

 

[Raven's Nest]

I keep a claymore under my bed... A 'joke' present from my step dad.

I also have a force fx lightsaber, does that count?

 

[Gimelbub]

I managed to get my hands on a stunstick. And a cane-sword from my friend's dad.

 

[white_salad]

I have a variety of weapons,such as a ferocious cat, a letter opener of doom, a lamp, a wide variety of books and cds to throw, and a bearded dragon. Don't be fuckin with me.

Do us, with weapons such as these, need more? I think not!

Silly people with there actual weapons. I have a dragon, these fools have shotguns, it's almost unfair.

 

[Chaz D]

As a representative of the British Aisles and most of Europe, I'd just love to say:

You're all bloody mental.

 

[Hawks_Pride]

As a representative of the British Aisles and most of Europe, I'd just love to say:

You're all bloody mental.

How d'you figure?

 

[Chaz D]

As a representative of the British Aisles and most of Europe, I'd just love to say:

You're all bloody mental.

How d'you figure?

Over here, you're lucky if you have a slingshot.

I think I have a supersoaker in my basement somewhere.

 

[Hawks_Pride]

so, because weapon laws in the UK and the Eurozone can be very annoying compared to those in the US (unless you live in California or most of the north end of the Eastern Seaboard), we're straitjacket-wearin, small-animal-torturing nutters? I ask, voice dripping my trademark screwball sarkiness..

 

[sheic99]

One crowbar (in my bed for fending off zombies); a bunch of knives - scizzors too (in the kitchen); access to power tools my dad has... ermm... SA80 in the unit barracks that I'm not allowed to take out whenever I want... errr. I think that's it really, unless you count broken bottles or fists as weapons. Edit: a pool/snooker cue in NOT a weapon no matter what the law says, HOW could you hurt somebody with that (without it snapping)?

The question isn't how do you keep it from snapping, it's what do you do after it snaps?

1 machete, kitchen knives, dull pocket knives, 2 dull decrotive knives and a shotgun.

 

[Chaz D]

so, because weapon laws in the UK and the Eurozone can be very annoying compared to those in the US (unless you live in California or most of the north end of the Eastern Seaboard), we're straitjacket-wearin, small-animal-torturing nutters? I ask, voice dripping my trademark screwball sarkiness..

I wouldn't say our weapon laws are annoying. "Sane" is probably more adequate.

But if you guys have invented guns that can be operated while wearing straightjackets, I have to get me one of those.

 

[Hawks_Pride]

There's a law in the UK that bans most sorts of pistol because some lunatic shot up a school. It's sane to base the law on actions of the criminal minority, thus punishing the law abiding majority?

There's also a number of laws in various European countries that ban the use of present and former military rounds by civilians. I'm still trying to figure out exactly what the purpose of that is.

 

[JRslinger]

Glad to see so many fellow gun owners on this board.

I have a P99(like James Bond had in Die another day)
a ruger GP100 revolver (like Clive Owen had in Inside Man)
a mosin nagant (Call of duty 2)
a semi-auto AK
a Kershaw folding knife

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

An extremely pointy rake.