What will happen to your body

[TonyVonTonyus]

1:A large viking ship will be built
2:I will be placed inside it
3:It will be set on fire
4:There will be cake.

 

[SckizoBoy]

When I die, I want to be scattered, not cremated... just scattered.

That'll do me, just for shits...

 

[OldNewNewOld]

Donate my organs which they can use.

I don't really have a use for my body after I die, so if it can help and maybe save someone, why wouldn't I do it? I never understood those who don't allow their organs to be donated AFTER THEY DIED.

 

[Dutch 924]

I'd want to have my brain put in an indestructible, human-sized robot. Everything else can go to science.

For the combustible lemons, people!

 

[Aean]

I suppose if I'm allowed I'd rather have it preserved until I could be revived by science. Preferably after being transformed into a being of superhuman power. Othewise I guess I can just be cremated with the song Still Alive being played during my funeral.

 

[Whispering Cynic]

I don't really care, toss it. It'll be a worthless shell.

...

Okay, strapping the carcass to a nuke sounds awesome, but what are the chances of that happening, right?

 

[WaysideMaze]

When I am dead,
Lay me in a mound.
Raise a stone for all to see,
Runes carved to my memory.

 

[Dapper Ninja]

I want to be cremated and then I want my closest descendant to solemnly walk out of the crematorium with my urn, find the nearest, happiest looking child, and throw my ashes all over their face and laugh at them. JUST CUZ.

 

[modularstar]

I want my organs donated to people and then i want to be burned Darth Vader style on a pyre with the outfit and everything xD
Also i want some ewoks to be present, but i'm not bothered if we can't get hold of any.

 

[CthulhuMessiah]

I want it launched out of a cannon into the sun.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

I want to die in a burst of light and turn into Matt Smith.

Just to freak out Dr Who fans.

 

[Firstmark_Bannor]

I'd like my body flung at the Pope every Sunday during mass until there isn't anything left to fling.

 

[CrimsonBlaze]

If I can wrangle it, I want to be strapped to a test nuke and have it set off in the desert.
That would make me happy. VERY happy.

Worst case scenario:
"Oh no! Radioactive zombie on the lose!"
"JUST CALL ME...BLIGHT!"

 

[the.gill123]

I want to be cremated, and my ashes mixed into some clay, and be made into a teapot and tea cups, or a coffee set, maybe some dinner plates too, but definatly a gravy boat. I'm quite a big guy, so theres deffinatly enough ash to create a complete matching kitchen set, so that. I want to be turned into some plates, some cups, some bowls, a teapot and a coffee pot, an oven bowl for apple crumble and deffinatly a gravy boat.

 

[ace_of_something]

I have asked my wife to give me a viking funeral but with my motorcycle, fireworks, and in a giant dirt field to represent the modern, USA, and country parts in me as well. She is less than thrilled with this idea.

 

[Sleeping Giant]

I kind of want to be buried only for the sole reason that if George A. Romero was right about how zombies would come to life, I would be amongst them if it were to happen. That would make for a nice epitaph on the old tombstone. "He was buried so he could become a zombie". I like that.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I wish to be placed, in my armor, with a sword and shield across my chest, in a boat and sent down river. Or buried in my armor, either with the sword and shield across my body or laid on top of my casket.

 

[kannibus]

Stuffed and mounted like one of those stand-up bears. Or even better, arranged on a rearing motorbike holding a shotgun aloft, wearing a pair of aviator sunglasses, leather chaps, cowboy boots and very little else.

That would BE AWESOME!

 

[Dalek Caan]

To be put up next to some old ghost town with a wooden sign around my neck saying "Dead Men Be Here". Being able to scare the shit out of people after death would be nice.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

If I can wrangle it, I want to be strapped to a test nuke and have it set off in the desert.
That would make me happy. VERY happy.

BEST WAY TO BE CREMATED EVER!

[sub]Even better if you were launched underwater from a sub.[/sub]