What will you name your children?

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Lonewolfm16

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Spanishax said:
Lonewolfm16 said:
A Norse reference, either Baldur, Freyr, Odin, or Erik... with the middle name Bloodaxe. Maybe Haakon. Or John.
Females: Freyja, Sif, Thurid. Or Lisa
Steer clear of Fafnir. You know how cruel kids can be...
Then again, if he's named Fafnir, he'll probably tear the arms off the broken-home child who thought he was so clever for coming up with "Fap-queer".
Yeah, naming my children after ancient pagan gods of immense mystery and power sounds cool... naming them after viscous monsters who bring about the apocalypse seems less so. But I guess if he ever decides to become a serial killer he can taunt police with riddles ("the wolf is bound, you don't hear a sound. Don't turn around, it is stalking its prey. Devour the raven, maddened and craven, upon the world's final day. Blood is spilled and you've lost all Hope, the wolf unbound from the chains.")
Edit: Sorry read that as Fenrir instead of Fafnir. Still, dwarven wizards/dragons are poor naming material. Sigurd however...
 

Lilani

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Gunjester said:
Me and my girlfriend said that if we have kids we come to an agreement, I choose the names for boys, and she chooses for girls. Thus, my choices for male names are:
Durante(Dante), Coinin, Bastion and Viktor.
My girlfriend's name choices for girls are:
Melody, Natalie, and Lyla

....Yeah, our kids might be a bit bullied unless we manage to raise them awesome.
Nooooooo. Don't spell your kid's names in stupid ways. Don't do it. It'll just make their life hell, always having to spell it to people, never having it spelled right on school documents because the system will always assume their name is a mistake. Don't. My mom works at an elementary school, and every year she'll send an email to everyone in the family of all the stupid and stupidly spelled names she saw enter the school that year. So don't do it. Don't let your kid end up on a stupid name list. Your kid will never thank you for giving them a name that no teacher or boss will ever say or spell correctly from their first day of kindergarten until the day their death certificate is printed.
 

The_Echo

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After I read ZOMBIEPOWDER. in middle school, I become really fond of the name Elwood.

It's just a cool sounding name. I also really like Sly. I have a lot of names I think would be cool. A lot of them aren't, like, real-person names, though.

Dunno if I'll ever have kids. But if I do, they'd better be boys. Because I can't think of good female names to save my life.
 

Canadamus Prime

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Assuming I have have kids, I'd like to name my first born son Joshua after a friend of mine that died of cancer when he was 16.
 

Jux

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Not really into the idea of kids, but I name my dog Jackson (Currently on the 3rd). Guess if I ever had a kid I'd name it after the dog. Boy or girl, doesn't really matter.

My birds are Boudreaux and Thibodeaux, so I guess I have twins covered as well, in case of that.
 

Fijiman

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To hell if I know. I'd probably give them a normal first name and then something fairly out there for a middle name.
 

MeChaNiZ3D

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Decisions decisions. For a boy, Arcturus, Lawrence and Benkei come to mind. For a girl, Lucy or Kasumi. If it's an albino boy (unlikely but hey, gotta plan for all eventualities), Seath, without hesitation.


madwarper said:
As for a daughter... Not sure, but I am partial to Winry.
Fullmetal Alchemist, anyone?
 

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Lilani said:
I, for one, refuse to name my kid after something from a video game, or a movie, or any particular fandom I like. Or after any values I hold, or any figures I look up to. I find the idea rather appalling--your child isn't a living receptacle for all of your interests, and nor are they a living reference to every TV show and video game you love. They are an autonomous human being, and if they want their name to reference something then they can choose what they want and do it themselves.
What if the name is STILL relatively common, and you like the name anyway. For Instance, if I have a son, the first one would be named Robert Lee M***** [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_E._Lee]. Is it the name of a famous individual I admire greatly? Sure. Doesnt Change the fact that I think it is a good name, and one that is insanly common (perhaps not in that order though). Or If I have a second son, his name will be Thomas Jackson M*****. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stonewall_Jackson] Again: Common, I like it, but still named for someone important to me. Or then If I have had a daughter, then she would be named May [http://pokemon.wikia.com/wiki/May_(anime)] Annabelle M*****. While not as common as Robert or Thomas, I have met enough women named "May" to justify it in my eyes. And that example is only half true, as her middle name of Annabelle is just because I think its a pretty name and from nowhere in particualr. Although, my girlfriend insist that if we have a second daughter she wants her to be named Kola (we havent decided on a possible middle name yet). Im not too enthusiastic about that one, but I promised her she could choose, but I have been trying to convince her to go with something more normal.

Just my 2 cents in response to your 2 cents........And I also answered the question at the same time :p
 

godofslack

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Off the top of my head, for a girl Samus and for a boy they'd have the middle name Garrus, first name undecided.
 

Longhorn

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Clementine if it's a girl (yes, after you know who)
Elijah if it's a boy, because that sounds like a boxer name and I would love for my son to be a boxer.
 

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I prefer the sound of Japanese, Russian, Hawaiian, Hindi, Chinese, & Korean names. I'm also fond of unisex names & nammes that are only two syllables long.

I would never ever give a child a Western/biblical name. Too boring & common.

Boy names: Satya, Lashanu, Issa, Missha, Vrisa, Kaida, Kishan, Shion, Sasha, Rodya, Yu-Jin, Shaisuke (shy-skeh), Densuke, Krsna.

Girl names: Yuya, Ijiro, Xiao-Ling (Shauw-leeng), Iliohe (ee-lee-ow-hay), Amaca, Allaiyah, Kahe'a, Pakalana, Lokalia, Olena.
 

Jubilant

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For a girl; Megan, in memory of my fiancee's sister.
For a boy; Dean and/or Sam, because we both are fans of Supernatural, and it's a way to name the kid after a character
without anyone knowing unless told or if fans of the show, as well... Desmond would also be cool, and interesting, as I've only met one person who's name is Desmond.
 

cathou

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my daugther is named Magalie. if we had another it will be Florence. for a boy it's a close call between Nathan and Antoine
 

Sandernista

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Boys: Andrew, Augustine, Joseph, Leonard, Brian

Girls: Valentine, Jessica, Raphaela, Erin, Moira
 

StBishop

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Something traditional, or as some would term it "stuffy".

John, Richard, Dale, Phillip, William, Alan, Andrew etc.

Margaret, Penelope, Elisabeth, I'm not super picky on girls names I like, only ones I don't like.

The only thing I'm firm on if the second name of my sons (provided I have any). Family tradition and such, second name is James, that's just how it works.
 

Auron225

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I'd love to call my future son Isaac =)

For a daughter, I'm drawn to Amy or Jasmine but I'm not sure yet.

EeveeElectro said:
Boys I have Rufus, Jack, Vincent, Zack, Albert, Archie, Alfie, George, Edward, Harry, Charlie among many others.

Girls I have Ramoma, Willow, Faith, Alicia/Alesha, Aerith, Liara, Scatlett and probably more if I sat down and made a proper list XD
So, basically the cast of Final Fantasy VII? =P