What would be your Fatality?

[mechanixis]

A dozen razor-sharp spider-like mechanical limbs would sprout from my back, lift them into the air, and flay them apart.

 

[The Warden]

Name any execution style in the Godfather the game 2.
I pick that one.

 

[Noxshadow]

How about a weapon that when it strikes a living creature, all the connections between its brain and its muscles are reversed. That way, when the brain tells a muscle to contract, for example, it expands instead. The effect would be fairly quick but would take over the body gradually starting from the extremities inward. That way, the creature flails about uncontrollably until the effect reaches their heart when then starts pumping backwards. Also their lungs would work backwards and they'd breathe out when they needed to breathe in. That would suck all the oxygen carrying blood back out of where its supposed to go. The creature would then suffocate and die even though it wasn't being smothered by anything.

I hate to be the person who says that this is impossible, but this is impossible. Muscles cannot expand. They can only contract and relax.

 

[Undercover]

I would pull their lungs out.

Through their ass.

 

[Dr. Awesome Face]

death by bass solo.

and my amp works on plasma, and my strings are made out of the intestines of god.

That's how I'd want to go out.

Mine would be to put some headphones on their ears and make them listen to Coldplay until they go into suicidal despair. Then I would stop them from killing themselves and nurse them back to health and get them off drugs. The when my opponent is finally able to get over his or her experience, I will shove them. They will be sad and start crying. Then I will rip out their spine and shove it down their throat and eat their internal organs and stab them with their own femur. After they are dead I will cut them up Dexter-style and hide their body in the river. (I have a lot of anger)

Actually that would take a really long time and nobody would want to sit through that more than once just to perform a fatality. How about I kick them in the balls so hard their brain switches places with their left middle toe.

 

[Archetypal_Maniac]

Quite simple, I would reach up their anus, grab their tongue and pull them through themselves.

 

[Numb1lp]

I would...
Feed them cheese until they explode of over-eating.

Monty Python style

"Thin mint, sir?"

Oh yeah, and I would just ask them nicely to cease living... AND THEY WOULD!!!

 

[Souplex]

A suplex so powerful it briefly ruptures reality.

 

[MDSnowman]

Farting a noxious gas that strips the flesh from their body before eventually turning them into a bundle of bones, and bubbling tissue.

 

[Leftyrem]

get yhatzee to live with them for a week. while playing zak and wiki 24/7.

 

[blue heartless]

Tear off lower jaw and use it as a primitive tool to dig out my opponent's heart.

Nothing like getting down and dirty.

 

[LockeDown]

Can /facepalm be considered a fatality?

...It is when done properly.

 

[RatRace123]

Rip them apart with my bare hands and then cannibalize the remains.

I get extremely vicous when I fight.

 

[e2density]

I'd do something non-violent since I don't care for Mortal Kombat fatalities.

 

[The_Blue_Rider]

I would show them any of Dane Cooks performences it will be so unfunny they will start anti laughing (the polar opposite of laughter).
This anti-laughter being a fictional creation will also cause a laugh box to spring into existance. the unused laughter will build to critical levels so that next time they see someting even remotley funny they will laugh so hard that they start to choke, however the laughter cannot all fit through the mouth so it escapes through any exit it can find.
They will start spewing pure laughter (and blood) out of every orafice.
Pure laughter is highly infectious so on its way out it will infect everything in your body with deadly tumors.

thats pretty much it

yeah i know its stupid

 

[Ocelot GT]

Bursting through someone's chest and spitting poison in their face during the 2 seconds before they die.

 

[GraegoriHauss]

Scenario 1: I'd knee them in the crotch (male or female regardless, it hurts) at lightning speed until their head explodes.

Scenario 2: I use leet haxor skills to bring a satellite into a decaying orbit and subsequent atmospheric re-entry. The satellite will then crash-land right on top of the poor sap.

Scenario 3: A good ol' fashion curbstomp. Not very spectacular, but damn is it bloody.

 

[Mythbhavd]

Mintos and Diet Coke, all the way! Best fatality ever.

 

[Vigilantis]

Chain them up in my basement and let them starve to death while forced to watch Spiderman 3 repeatedly and listening to Barney music at the same time on loop.

Flawless Victory ....

 

[brtshstel]

If it was an Animality from MK3, I would turn into a piranha-infested lake and eat all the tissue off of his bones. Slowly from the toes up to maximize pain.

Or, do you remember that part in the movie Fight Club with the chemical burn (I think it was lye he used)? I'm thinking something related to that.

What's point of a fatality unless it inflicts incredibly intense pain and agony?