HELL YEAH!
OT: Nahh, he'd probably lose interest in me the first few minutes in, then try to take over the world.
OT: Nahh, he'd probably lose interest in me the first few minutes in, then try to take over the world.
What would happen if you went out on a date with your avatar?
- Thread starter YourEvilClone
- Start date
Hmm two cops going out on the town... are we sure this is a date? are you sure we're not just assigned to the same patrol car?
Romantic stroll through The Matrix, dinner in an orbital space colony, designer drugs and robbing super-powerful lunatic CEO's... and afterword we can create an omnipotent super intelligence!
...and sex, I guess. (Dear god the back scratch marks...)
...and sex, I guess. (Dear god the back scratch marks...)
Well... this is weird... Not that i wouldn't mind meeting one in real life, but... a date??? No, thats just... messed up.
OHHHHHHH HELL YES!
Cortana......in the flesh, my nerdy little fantasy finally against all odds would have come true. That out of the way and admitted once I got my jaw off the floor(or woke up after fainting) we'd have a fantastic evening. We'd go out to a couple clubs burn up the dance floor , get our drink on all while jealous people that took note would stand mouths agape due to the fact that im with so gorgeous a chick plus the whole thing about her skin and hair being blue and purple. And after an amazing night I call us a cab and we go back to her place for long, meaningful, intelligent conversation and the night would either end with a kiss and plans for a 2nd date or the best sex i'll ever have
EDIT: &%^damn red button D<X now its justin bieber!!!!!!!!!!! but its not a total loss! now I can kill the little shit and do the whole world a big ass favor
Cortana......in the flesh, my nerdy little fantasy finally against all odds would have come true. That out of the way and admitted once I got my jaw off the floor(or woke up after fainting) we'd have a fantastic evening. We'd go out to a couple clubs burn up the dance floor , get our drink on all while jealous people that took note would stand mouths agape due to the fact that im with so gorgeous a chick plus the whole thing about her skin and hair being blue and purple. And after an amazing night I call us a cab and we go back to her place for long, meaningful, intelligent conversation and the night would either end with a kiss and plans for a 2nd date or the best sex i'll ever have
EDIT: &%^damn red button D<X now its justin bieber!!!!!!!!!!! but its not a total loss! now I can kill the little shit and do the whole world a big ass favor
I'd be a third wheel. "Later kids, you have fun." Of course I'd buy them some hard cider first. "Check this out... it's both apples and liquor!" Boom, instantly I'm highly regarded and as cherished as an old friend.ShadowOfTheMoka said:
She would play you like a fiddle, my friend. Watch out for that smile I tell you.ninonybox360 said:
This is one of those occasions i regret my avatar being the symbol for an orginization... of elite soldiers.
...but if i say that that is Shepard's N7, i must ask myself further questions, before i answer your question
Male/Female
Paragon/Renegade/Paragade
if i say Female-Paragade it would go fine, otherwise one of us would end up very, very hurt. possibly dead
...but if i say that that is Shepard's N7, i must ask myself further questions, before i answer your question
Male/Female
Paragon/Renegade/Paragade
if i say Female-Paragade it would go fine, otherwise one of us would end up very, very hurt. possibly dead
Bill would set some ground rules beforehand no doubt.
1) No Sex on the first date
2) No Kissing
3) NO Mentioning of Ghostbusters III!
I'd probably end up getting all gooey like Woody Harrelson in Zombieland when he meets Bill.
1) No Sex on the first date
2) No Kissing
3) NO Mentioning of Ghostbusters III!
I'd probably end up getting all gooey like Woody Harrelson in Zombieland when he meets Bill.
