I think the animal rights people would go nuts on me. Then the freedom people would go nuts on them. All things considered I don't think I'll date or want to date the otter in my picture, at least not in public. But we would both have one hell of a time at a water park on the slides, that is where we would go.
(This thread would have been so funny, if not disturbing, if it happened during all the Red Button Justin Biber crap going on a while ago.)