I'll get one if any of these apply to it:
-they change the name to Revolution
-they remove the touch screen from the controller
-it has Starfox 2 as one of its launch titles
-its Smash Bros. game has Mega Man* in it**
-it has an Earthbound remake for it
-it kills off titles like Metroid, F-Zero, and Fire Emblem
-it has an Animal Crossing that isn't blocky this time
-its versions of future Ratchet & Clank titles have to be better than the
ones that will be on Sony's "Orbis" [small](Microsoft learned their lesson, huzzah!)[/small]
-it won't have any Zelda games made for it [small]oh how I hope...[/small]
-it has a port of Kid Icarus: Uprising [small]no way I'm getting a 3DS[/small]
-it really does have Steam as one of its features***
-it has a racing game called Super Smash Kart
*[small]And Waluigi. And the Avatar. And Krystal. And Optimus Prime. And Tails and Knuckles.
And Crono. And Sora. And Bill from Contra. And Simon Belmont. And Klonoa.[/small]
**[small]And isn't a 2D platformer this time. Y'know, like modern Dragon Ball games.[/small]
***[small]And therefore has online capabilities, which is something I don't even use.[/small]
-they change the name to Revolution
-they remove the touch screen from the controller
-it has Starfox 2 as one of its launch titles
-its Smash Bros. game has Mega Man* in it**
-it has an Earthbound remake for it
-it kills off titles like Metroid, F-Zero, and Fire Emblem
-it has an Animal Crossing that isn't blocky this time
-its versions of future Ratchet & Clank titles have to be better than the
ones that will be on Sony's "Orbis" [small](Microsoft learned their lesson, huzzah!)[/small]
-it won't have any Zelda games made for it [small]oh how I hope...[/small]
-it has a port of Kid Icarus: Uprising [small]no way I'm getting a 3DS[/small]
-it really does have Steam as one of its features***
-it has a racing game called Super Smash Kart
*[small]And Waluigi. And the Avatar. And Krystal. And Optimus Prime. And Tails and Knuckles.
And Crono. And Sora. And Bill from Contra. And Simon Belmont. And Klonoa.[/small]
**[small]And isn't a 2D platformer this time. Y'know, like modern Dragon Ball games.[/small]
***[small]And therefore has online capabilities, which is something I don't even use.[/small]