What would X do?

[silver wolf009]

Minecraft guy.

1. Spam torches and eat porkchops.

2. Begin mining for coal to power the car.

3. Give raw porkchops.

4. Hit with left arm, and if killed, respawn at the bed in the room to continue the fight.

 

[Shirokurou]

Ezio Auditore da Firenze

1. They were walking down a dark alley and a mugger confronted them with a gun
Call the brotherhood for assistance.

2. They were driving down an empty road and their car ran out of gas
"Leonardo fucked up somewhere." Whistle and teleport his horse.

3. They came across a beggar on the sidewalk
Throw him 10 florins and see the crowd attack

4. They were knocked out and woke up in an abandoned hospital with a mysterious man standing in the corner of the room.
"Who the hell is Desmond?"

 

[Quazimofo]

Mario

1. jump on the mugger's head

2. eat a nearby bird feather and fly away

3. jump on his head

4. jump on his head

 

[metalcore42]

Fiddlesticks:

CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW

 

[hazabaza1]

Commander Shepard:
1) Punch a reporter
2) Punch a reporter
3) Punch another reporter after a few years
4) Kill a terminator.

Okay, now to actually read the circumstances and do something about that.
Merrill from Dragon Age 2:
1) Fuck his shit up with some magic and them promptly apologise for aforementioned shit-fucking up.
2) Make some organic fuel with her dalish magic stuff.
3) Give him her house to live in until he gets a house for himself.
4) See 1.

Geez, Merrill is too nice.

 

[Shirokurou]

Albert Wesker

1. They were walking down a dark alley and a mugger confronted them with a gun
use "Maximum Wesker!" and then wear his sunglasses at night.

2. They were driving down an empty road and their car ran out of gas
Ensure complete... global... saturation...

3. They came across a beggar on the sidewalk
Jaguar Kick

4. They were knocked out and woke up in an abandoned hospital with a mysterious man standing in the corner of the room.
Throw a nearby missile at him.

 

[dkyros]

Commander Shepard
1. Commander shepherd and he would Renegade choice that SOB into the ground
2. Get out of the mako leave it on the planet and then start Mass Effect 2
3. Paragon that ***** the finest booze he could find
4. Probably have the option to be like "who are you, what happened to me" and then knowing ME plots I would either kill him in the next 5 seconds or recruit him for my team.

 

[GundamSentinel]

The Prince of All Cosmos

1. They were walking down a dark alley and a mugger confronted them with a gun
- Roll up gun, mugger, dark alley, ..., country etc...

2. They were driving down an empty road and their car ran out of gas
- Roll up car, empty road, ..., country etc...

3. They came across a beggar on the sidewalk
- Roll up beggar, sidewalk, ..., country etc...

4. They were knocked out and woke up in an abandoned hospital with a mysterious man standing in the corner of the room.
- Roll up mysterious man, room, abandoned hospital, ... country etc...

Nanananananananana Katamari Damacy!

 

[Shirokurou]

Squall Leonhart.

1. They were walking down a dark alley and a mugger confronted them with a gun
Get mugged, but draw some magic from the mugger.

2. They were driving down an empty road and their car ran out of gas
Run on the overworld map.

3. They came across a beggar on the sidewalk
Whatever...

4. They were knocked out and woke up in an abandoned hospital with a mysterious man standing in the corner of the room.
Get ready for the exposition monologue of the mysterious man.

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

My Fallout Character, Xeta...

1. Walking down a dark alley when a mugger confronts her with a gun.
-Flash her Riot Shotgun, she's always packin'...
...and then shoot him in the legs for good measure
2. She was driving down an empty road and her car ran out of gas.
- Fast travel... duh!
3. She came across a beggar on the street
-If beggar is Male: give him some caps... She's got like 60 000 to spare so might as well!
-If beggar is Female: give her lots of caps and Black Widow her ass into the nearest bed...
... and then shoot her in the legs afterwards for good measure...
4. She was knocked out and woke up in an abandoned hospital with a mysterious man standing in the corner
- No need to worry, it's just the Mysterious Stranger!
... better shoot his legs though, just in case...

 

[Shock and Awe]

Commander Shepard

1. They were walking down a dark alley and a mugger confronted them with a gun
A: Wait for a renegade action prompt and then shoot him and say "To slow"

2. They were driving down an empty road and their car ran out of gas
A: Use minerals for an emergency FTL jump.

3. They came across a beggar on the sidewalk
A:Give him 20 credits

4. They were knocked out and woke up in an abandoned hospital with a mysterious man standing in the corner of the room.
A:Go search for missing colonists.

 

[Shirokurou]

The Prince of All Cosmos

1. They were walking down a dark alley and a mugger confronted them with a gun
- Roll up gun, mugger, dark alley, ..., country etc...

2. They were driving down an empty road and their car ran out of gas
- Roll up car, empty road, ..., country etc...

3. They came across a beggar on the sidewalk
- Roll up beggar, sidewalk, ..., country etc...

4. They were knocked out and woke up in an abandoned hospital with a mysterious man standing in the corner of the room.
- Roll up mysterious man, room, abandoned hospital, ... country etc...

Nanananananananana Katamari Damacy!

Reminded me of this.
http://www.gametrailers.com/video/katamari-damacy-once-upon-a/58484

 

[oplinger]

Harry Mason.

1. Ask him if he's seen his little girl.
2. Get out and tell himself that his car looks like it's out of gas.
3. Ask him if he's seen his little girl.
4. Ask him if he's seen his little girl.
5. He wouldn't. His little girl is not in the bank.
6-8. Ask them if they've seen his little girl.

 

[Lord Kloo]

Alec Mason (Red Faction)

1) Sledgehammer
2) Sledgehammer (for the scrap of course)
3) Sledgeham.... Oops, now to face off the angry mob
4) Where's my sledge..?

 

[EdwardOrchard]

Nomad from Crysis:

1. They were walking down a dark alley and a mugger confronted them with a gun
Maximum-Strength face-punch
2. They were driving down an empty road and their car ran out of gas
Maximum-Speed and run away. Leave car in middle of road.
3. They came across a beggar on the sidewalk
Maximum-Cloak and ignore beggar
4. They were knocked out and woke up in an abandoned hospital with a mysterious man standing in the corner of the room.
I dunno, look at minimap and find out what colour he is. Kill if red or yellow.

 

[sheah1]

Dante:
1. Scare the crap outa the bastard, but probably not kill him/Shoot him in the face.
2. Sigh, kick the car a couple'a times then either spring the rest of the way or use devil trigger and fly.
3. Walk right on by then anonymously drop a pizza at the dude's feet.
4. I assume this'll be covered in the new DMC, but I'm guessing reply to the man's questions flippantly, get stabbed in the chest then burst through the nearest window and take on the enemies that'll be waiting beneath.

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

Well, since you said X, I'll go with Mega Man X.

1. They were walking down a dark alley and a mugger confronted them with a gun- Air dash to the side of the alley and wall jump away.

2. They were driving down an empty road and their car ran out of gas- Just teleport home.

3. They came across a beggar on the sidewalk- Throw him some cash. X is kind of naive like that.

4. They were knocked out and woke up in an abandoned hospital with a mysterious man standing in the corner of the room- Probably accuse him of being Sigma, then start questioning about why he is there.

5. rob a bank- He'd apprehend the robbers without hurting them, probably using one of his special abilities. As for robbing a bank, he wouldn't do it. He's no Maverick.

6-8 survive the zombie/robot/alien apocalypse-
Zombie: He'd try to rescue as many humans as he can, seeing as he can't be infected.
Robot: He'd babble on and on about peace while crying "WHY MUST REPLOIDS FIGHT EACH OTHER?!!" until Zero calms him down.
Alien: He'd probably use the common enemy of aliens to band humans and reploids together so that they can create his dream city of Elysium.

 

[Fidelias]

Delta 1138 from Republic Commando

1. Walking down a dark alley when a mugger confronts him with a gun.
Walk up and punch him in the face. If he tries to get up, shoot him in the legs.

2. He was driving down the road and his car ran out of gas.
Call for extraction, or just continue on his mission.

3. He comes across a beggar on the street.
Pistol whips him into unconsciousness. This is a covert op, no witnesses.

4. He was knocked out and woke up in an abandoned hospital with a mysterious man standing in the corner
Punch him in the face, then interrogate him.

5. Robs a bank?
If it's under orders, okay. Strange orders.

6. In an apocalypse.
"Delta, give me suppressing fire!"

 

[Someone Depressing]

Phillip, From Penumbra 1, and 2.

1.) Throw a Barrel at him
2.) Get a pick-axe, find a nearby gas station, buy gas cans, and avoid getting eaten by sand-worms on the way
3.) Say "Kill them all. KILL THEM ALL!"
4.) He would smugly say : "Been there, Done That."
5.) He would say "Hehe! That smug pussy Daniel would never do this! Woohooo!"
6.) "I've already done that..."
7.) "As if Robots weren't enough..."
8.) "Do paranormal other-wordly bugs count as Aliens?" -SmugBastard.PNG-

 

[inFAMOUSCowZ]

Alan Wake
1. They were walking down a dark alley and a mugger confronted them with a gun
Do a monologue while its happening and shine his flashlight and run away.

2. They were driving down an empty road and their car ran out of gas
Get amnesia, run around looking for Alice, and write stories

3. They came across a beggar on the sidewalk
Paranoid he is infected with the darkness and shoot him

4. They were knocked out and woke up in an abandoned hospital with a mysterious man standing in the corner of the room.
Once again do a monologue of what happening, and hand over the manuscript.