What would you do if Jesus turned out to be real and came back?

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Zenn3k

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artanis_neravar said:
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Meh...the answer is "repent".

Since no matter what, thats all you need to do to get square with god. Christianity is so easy to exploit.

Kill millions of people, torture babies, rape goats...just repent, and off to heaven you go!
Actually, he sees into your heart and your reasoning and so if you repented without actually desiring you'd never done those things and you also didn't show remorse or true worship towards him in your heart you would not be forgiven.
Actually, he doesn't, because he isn't the son of god, because god does not exist.

However, the Bible clearly says otherwise. Repent for your Sins and you shall be saved, it doesn't say anything about "meaning it".
re·pent
verb (used without object)
1. to feel sorry, self-reproachful, or contrite for past conduct; regret or be conscience-stricken about a past action, attitude, etc. (often followed by of ): He repented after his thoughtless act.
2. to feel such sorrow for sin or fault as to be disposed to change one's life for the better; be penitent.

You can't fake feeling sorry because then you wouldn't be repenting.
Well obviously if Jesus came back, it was proven to be in fact Jesus, and the Bible correct...I would be sorta FORCED to believe it as such, and therefore I would be truthful in my repentance for anything.

I'm not now however, because I don't believe a single word of it.
 

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The same as any other Christian would do- fight VERY hard from telling every smug Atheist "Ha! Told you so!"
Since Jesus isn't here now, do you think every atheist in the world wakes up in the morning repressing the urge to say "Ha! Told you so!" to every Christian?
It's called a joke, moron. And, just because Jesus isn't RIGHT in fucking front of you doesn't mean he didn't exist. You might as well claim Pope Pius IX doesn't exist because you only have the church's word for his existence, too.
Oh, so when you take a shot at athiesm it's just a joke, but anyone makes a remark about religion we're all morons?

Ok, chief.
 
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Wow, Caramel Frappe. It seems to me you are awfully eager to be offended. If this is an argumentative tactic in this debate (indeed, it is a common ones in the present political clime), we're not going to get very far and no-one will learn anything. Otherwise, you might want to be more careful in how you parse and interpret my words.

Uriel-238 said:
In the age of the internet, being merely nineteen doesn't necessarily excuse you (or anyone) for ignorance regarding the controversies that surround your own faith...
Caramel Frappe said:
...There was nothing in my post of ignorance, but you clearly state I was ignorant because I expressed that I believe Jesus was a real person and though it's okay you feel that he wasn't- to not shoot down my belief along with insults.
Ignorance may be an insult to some, but a) it is also a quantifiable state; we are all guilty of ignorance to some degree, and b) it is one of the more remediable states (contrast willful ignorance, stupidity, or malice), provided you are open to material you haven't considered before. Furthermore, I wasn't necessarily saying you were ignorant. I certainly wasn't saying you were irredeemably so (which is, I think, the insult you inferred). I was simply saying your youth isn't an excuse for ignorance, especially when much can be attained by looking it up on the 'net. And especially when you go about saying things such as...

Caramel Frappe said:
You know.. Jesus was real. You don't have to believe that he was the son of God, but there is proof that he existed as a real person.
This certainly implies that you know something of the evidance that substantiates Jesus' place in our archeological history. This is not a mere expression of belief in his existence, but of actual proof.[footnote]Disclaimer: Again, I'm not interested in this devolving into a war of semantics, and proof outside of pure mathematics or logic is a sloppy term. So, let us say that for proof regarding hard physical science (e.g. physics or chemistry) verifiable, reproducible results is adequate. For proof in softer sciences (psychology, cultural anthropology, paleontology) substantial evidence from multiple sources will suffice.[/footnote] Hence, again, I ask, what evidence is this of which you speak; as a scholar, myself, I'd be interested in reading about it. Likewise, I'd be interested in what rancher of monsters encountered when he claimed...

rancher of monsters said:
Not exactly, there are historical text that talk about a Jesus who was a leader of a sect or cult, whatever they reffered to it as in their writngs...
or the anthpological veracity of...

Master_of_Oldskool said:
Jesus is real. There's historical evidence of his existence outside of the Bible. His burial site is a popular tourist destination in Jerusalem.[footnote]There are at least three graves of Robin Hood. The one at the site of Kirklees Abbey is the most popularly recognized.[/footnote]
But I digress.

Uriel-238 said:
Your faith in the supernatural is as meaningless to me as my trust in the natural, so we have to find evidence in the real world to create common ground.
Caramel Frappe said:
So, my beliefs are meaningless to you then? How can we debate if you do not value my own ideals while I at least acknowledge yours?
You may acknowledge that I have beliefs, but I would be surprised if my belief in ideas would lend them merit in your eyes. The same is true vice versa. Do you see how that works? Many Christians regard those of us non-believers as either on the path to finding Jesus or deceived by Satan. I find far more stomachable the secular supposition, that we are all subject to human biases [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cognitive_biases] which causes many of us to trust in hypotheses about which we'd be skeptical in other circumstances (e.g. my juxtaposition between Perseus and Jesus, which you didn't address), and that silly religious beliefs (say, the story of Eve's temptation by a serpent) are due to conventional flukes in our thought processes.

Not to mention you keep calling my religion based on supernatural, while your belief is to find solid evidence in the real world to make life for what it is.
To the last, all the forms of Christianity (actually of all Abrahamic faiths) that I've encountered regards God (that is Yahweh) as a Asherah [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supernatural] that motivated him to start anew by denying him sex until he complied.) At that time, he might have been considered natural, that is, a being of this universe, perhaps the spirit atop Sinai the way the Hellenistic gods roosted atop Olympus. But as this was before Aristotelian methodology, and way before Newton, nature, spirit and superstition were deeply entangled in human understanding of them.[/footnote]

It may certainly be possible that, out of forty-thousand-plus denominations, there exist some that regard Yahweh and miracles as natural phenomena, but that would lend to the supposition that He is not divine, but merely an alien with superior technology.[footnote]Of course, the existence of supernatural qualities (such as souls or Heaven) does lend to the hypothesis that this reality isn't real [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simulated_reality], considered very strongly by the Gnostics before they were wiped out. Of course, most people don't like the thought that this reality is a dream of a god through which he sorts the worthy and unworthy by some unquantifiable set of measures.[/footnote] If you see Yahweh as a creature of our manifold, please do enlighten me, as your denomination is a rare one. What denomination is yours, incidentally?

But, let me ask you this- how did the Big Bang happen? You can say that a spark of energy created the universe, but let me ask you... how did the spark get there? How did life suddenly become possible on Earth? A scientist believes that a crystal from space, with a single cell came down to Earth and though I shall not bash him for the belief- you think that sounds actually 'realistic'? That sounds supernatural, but it's possible. That is my point indeed.
Not supernatural, but maybe highly improbable[footnote]I don't think supernatural means what you think it means.[/footnote]. I'd also speculate said scientist did not so much believe as conjecture. Richard Dawkins speculated once that ectospermia (seeding my aliens, not necessarily intentionally) could account for life on this world, but that abiogenesis [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abiogenesis] is more likely.[footnote]And one of the great failings of popular understanding of science is the scope of time, and how eons can provide for a very improbable event to become probable.[/footnote]

One of the joys of naturalism [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metaphysical_naturalism] is being comfortable with saying I don't know. So to answer your question, I do not know, but I would wager abiogenesis occurred via natural processes, and not the direct intervention of a sentient force outside this universe, if nothing else, then on the bases that no higher power has revealed itself thus far in all the aspects of nature we do understand. If a supreme being exists and intervenes in the universe, there will be evidence, and the gaps in which such evidence can hide gets smaller with each discovery.

As for the origin of the big bang, with Brane theory [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brane_cosmology] we hypothesize that new universes are created quite commonly (over the scope of cosmological time, in which human existance is but a blink), possibly with the collision of two branes. But just as we exist in the film of atmosphere on a mote, our known universe (that is all that has shed light our way so that we may detect it) is just a speck in the universe we occupy, and that, in turn, is a subatomic particle in the great Bulk in which countless universes occupy. So the scope of our understanding has exceeded our ability to observe, hence there's a lot we don't know.

Getting back to things, as I noted before, you seem quick to take offense, and that is going to impede further academic dialogue. If you still want to exchange ideas, let me know and I'll address some of the points in your previous post to me. We can also take it to PM if you don't want to clog up this thread.

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Caramel Frappe said:
I believe Jesus was real, and if you don't it's fine.. just don't bash others for believing he was real because you really can't prove he wasn't real...
Just going to point out that lack of proof is indeed his proof, because the only way you can prove that something didn't exist is to show that there is no proof that it did exist.
 

artanis_neravar

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Caramel Frappe said:
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Just going to point out that lack of proof is indeed his proof, because the only way you can prove that something didn't exist is to show that there is no proof that it did exist.
..That may be true, but think of it this way (Also lol to your Avatar, that cheered me up):

I can say that Buddhist God doesn't exist merely because there is no proof of him/her. However, there are a million followers of Buddhism plus the beliefs also tributed to others' ideals. Yet, in ancient times there also was much saying, and a lot of links.. to one person that believed to be the spark of this religion.

Truth is there was a prince named Gautama [http://www.information-entertainment.com/Religion/buddhist.html] who was very rich, very healthy.. and had it all. Though, the king and everyone tried to hide the dark facts of the world from him.. he soon realized that there were others who were poor, who suffered.. were sick, got old.. and died. This lead him on a path to perfect life itself through practices we know as Buddhism. I'm not a professional at knowing all there is to know about Buddha, but of course there are much records of him spite the lack of proof he existed so many consider him to of been a God.

So my point is- though no proof was around for Jesus to of existed, his motivation has gone through generations and inspired lives all around the World. He may not of been a son of God to some people, but I do strongly believed he did exist.
Thank you, I like my avatar too.

Wouldn't records be considered proof?
 

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Caramel Frappe said:
Also, you come off as sort of prideful..
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+7%3A1&version=NIV

Other then that, I really don't see the point of this anymore cept you really want me to be wrong, and I know debates usually try to do that but look at all the things you've placed into one post... it's to much time to try and reply to everything you've placed so I shall say that I believe Jesus was real, and if you don't it's fine.. just don't bash others for believing he was real because you really can't prove he wasn't real...
You realise you could use this to claim literally anything, yes? Russell's Teapot and so on.

P.S.
Would have, could have, Jesus to have existed...
 

artanis_neravar

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Caramel Frappe said:
artanis_neravar said:
Thank you, I like my avatar too.

Wouldn't records be considered proof?
Yeah- records are pretty much what really convinces us about things that has happened. However, records are mostly in the bible based on Jesus and many don't believe that which I don't blame them because it also deals with supernatural elements.

Anyhow, I think I have caused enough trouble in this Thread... time to settle down v_v and eat a sandwich. Or pizza!! :D God I love pizza haha.
To clarify people tend to not believe in the bible as a historical record because it was written some time after the time where Jesus was believed to have died. It is also not known who they were actually written by. Don't feel obliged to answer I'm not trying to offer I'm just supplying information. enjoy your pizza
 

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I'd be excited personally. Even though I'm an atheist, I would be curious about how he achieved immortality (and beat/torture the secret out of him) and I'd also be excited to finally bring him to justice for all the crimes against humanity that have been committed in his name. Seriously, he makes Hitler look like a decent guy, albeit one with a stupid mustache.
And yet you wouldn't be able to touch him as He is after all God and His Father is God and the Holy Spirit is Him.

So you would have 0 chance and be caught in the flaming swords of his Seraphim.

Sounds like a great ending for you, if He came back in that way.

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Atheism and all that aside it should be noted that if for sake of argument we are "hating" Jesus for His and His Father's actions then we should obviously be looking at the facts of it for a proper case and the fact is that His sacrifice saved us all from eternal damnation from His father with the simple caveat that we accept that He did that for us and thus is the son of God.

You don't have to worship him to the highest degree nor change your entire being, merely accept in your heart that He sacrificed himself to save you as you were worth it and that by that act he did so as the son of God therefore giving it power.

So... technically you hate him for giving you all a chance at redemption EVEN THOSE who were already dead.
Dude I was just being sarcastic. I wouldn't give a damn if he came back tbh. But stabbing me with a flaming sword? Yikes! Maybe try some of that turning the other cheek, like Jesus himself taught?
 

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I would kill Jesus.
Not a troll post. Moral authority is a terrible thing that only justifies the otherwise morally reprehensible. Insert irreverent Erik Erikson quote here.
Aww, come on. You guys already did that. Try something more creative.
You do realise that the descendants of the people who killed Jesus make up the 'Holy' Roman Empire?

Guy with the Haruhi avatar posted responding to me. I have to say, I get pretty heated during this kind of discussion, but no shit. I see a person attribute a man's achievements (Martin Luther King) to his faith and feel bad for them. You're not a monster, that was an exaggeration, but I am honestly disappointed to hear someone attribute the search for equality to Religion. Humans are better than that, we do not need the 'carrot or stick' in the sky to be rational beings who know when an entire race of people is being oppressed and that things must be put right. You'll also have to bear in mind that many of the people who literally owned black people as slaves were equally as devout as King was to the very same faith. If Jesus really lit the way to peace and prosperity, he certainly took his fucking time. Just like he would have done if he returned to earth now, which he won't because the Jesus described in the Bible does not exist.
 

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White and nerdy said:
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The same as any other Christian would do- fight VERY hard from telling every smug Atheist "Ha! Told you so!"
Atheists beat you to that, though.. When any person in the world died, the subsequent nothingness can be accepted as an "I told you so" from every atheist in the world.
It's a joke, idiot. Though, forgive me, because you are obviously a superhuman that can feel human life going out of the ether. You have no idea what happens after death, so don't act like you do.
Wow, that's probably the most ironic statement ever.. A Christian telling me I have no idea what happens after death! "So don't act like you do" Ahahahahah!
If you can say that to me, why don't the Christians figure out they are the ones who need to be told that.
 

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White and nerdy said:
Crazycat690 said:
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The same as any other Christian would do- fight VERY hard from telling every smug Atheist "Ha! Told you so!"
Lucky for us atheists it wont happen then :)

I'd go and punch him, because he is obviously a fraud, or I'd ask him what God he really works for because I hope he got a employer more competent than the illogical, vengeful and incompetent christian God, if not then I'm fucked anyway.
You know, you, and every other fucking moron that didn't get that this was a joke, took this joke thread as an opportunity to preach your bile. You killed any entertainment value there was to be found in it. If Jesus Christ, as the thread asked, were to come down from the Heavens, any theological debate would be pretty much moot.
So what, you're not a Christian? It's all the móre moronic to think that, really, ANYONE, would get that as a joke. Every Christian talks that way.
 

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Jesus is real and is 'proven' to exist.
Nope, not really.
And I'm not even going to bother arguing. Instead of getting angry and worked up about it, I will ask why you think that. If you don't wish to do so, have a nice day.
[sub]Can we have one bloody thread about Christianity without assholes? Not pointing at you mate.[/sub]
 

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White and nerdy said:
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White and nerdy said:
The same as any other Christian would do- fight VERY hard from telling every smug Atheist "Ha! Told you so!"
Lucky for us atheists it wont happen then :)

I'd go and punch him, because he is obviously a fraud, or I'd ask him what God he really works for because I hope he got a employer more competent than the illogical, vengeful and incompetent christian God, if not then I'm fucked anyway.
You know, you, and every other fucking moron that didn't get that this was a joke, took this joke thread as an opportunity to preach your bile. You killed any entertainment value there was to be found in it. If Jesus Christ, as the thread asked, were to come down from the Heavens, any theological debate would be pretty much moot.
Haha I take it you got alot of crap for that comment judging from the rage^^ Where's that christian love mate? I mean... What would Jesus do? :D

And if you ask me, seeing christians rage provides greater entertainment value than this thread ever could before ^^ now relax, you're on the internet, home of the trolls! and you know what trolls do? They say things to make YOU mad, so you might wanna consider that before you feed the trolls!

...what you're not actually christian? o_O dude, every christian talks that way D: worst joke evarrr
 

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then you'd also have the atheist out to kill him
You know, just because we don't have a religion or share your beliefs doesn't mean we want to kill you all.

I love some of the answers I see from Christians.

"You don't believe in Jesus, God or Heaven you will go to hell"

I don't believe in Satan or Hell either so thats me shit out of luck, i'm stuck with limbo.
LMAO I'm not christian or any religion for that matter, i love seeing atheist response too since atheism is a religion so if your atheist as your post seems to claims your going against your own belief or religion in this case by saying you don't believe in satan aka anti-god just saying your not atheist your just another of us who don't believe in religious crap.
As for hell/heaven well if you believe in one you can't say you don't believe in the other since hell is the biggest fear tactic of most religions, so i guess going to heaven should be atheist big fear tactic..
 

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LMAO I'm not christian or any religion for that matter, i love seeing atheist response too since atheism is a religion so if your atheist as your post seems to claims your going against your own belief or religion in this case by saying you don't believe in satan aka anti-god just saying your not atheist your just another of us who don't believe in religious crap.
As for hell/heaven well if you believe in one you can't say you don't believe in the other since hell is the biggest fear tactic of most religions, so i guess going to heaven should be atheist big fear tactic..
I'm just a guy who doesn't hold to any religion whatsoever.

It's just a load of old nonsense to me.

People are entitled to believe in whatever they so wish I have no problem with anybodies faith.

My only issue is with those that try and ram it down other peoples throats.
 

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RidetheLightning said:
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What do you mean by "IF" Jesus turned out to be real Jesus "IS" real and "IS" coming back. It is accepted by the overwhelmingly majority of scholars that Jesus was an actual historical figure. After all Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture so he can fight the Anti-Christ
I suggest you put your flame-shield up, because many people, myself included, Highly doubt that.

I would... be scared and confused. And ask him why his father is not a very nice man...
Okay I understand if people disagree with the whole Jesus is actually coming back thing but I strongly stand by my statement that Jesus was a real historical figure who actually existed. And the historical existence of Jesus IS a wildly accepted fact and there an increasing amount of books written about the historical Jesus. Now one seems to question whether or not other even more ancient religious founders such as Buddha or Confucius were real historical figures. So why is it that people feel the need to suggest Jesus is not real. Can you imagine the replies if someone posted up "What would you do if Muhammad turned out to be real?" Even the hard line atheist Richard Dawkins said that he thought Jesus was an actual person although admittedly he said he "probably" did exist but he didn't deny that he was a real person. In my opinion it less about historical accuracy and more about people who dislike or resent Christianity trying to undermine its beliefs.
And as you've probably guessed it YES I am Christian and to answer the topic question when Jesus does come back Id ask him what took so so bloody long!!
It was the coming back that I highly doubted... so... paragraph rendered moot? I believe that there was at one point a figure-head / scapegoat person called Jesus, although I very much doubt he will be coming back or that he did anything particularly supernatural.

It's not the belief in a god that I get annoyed with, each to their own. I do get annoyed when (this gripe isn't with you, you haven't done anything wrong) people state something as fact that is not accurate according to scientific history and principles. Sorry, big argument debate I had today.