What would you do if....
- Thread starter Billska
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I'd either offer it to someone who likes burnt toast and try again, or just bin it and make more.
Is that creative enough?
If not, I'd throw it in a compost bin, and try again.
better?
Is that creative enough?
If not, I'd throw it in a compost bin, and try again.
better?
Go from house to house with a flame-thrower... burning everyone else's toast!
If I can't have toast no one can!
If I can't have toast no one can!
I'd go and kill the baker who sold me that piece of bread, clearly his failure has let to inferior bread thus leading to a burned piece of toast.
Hmm... I'll probably slap it around a bit and throw it into a corner yelling "You made me do this!".
For the light hearted answer... I take it gently by the corners and we skip merrily through the flower infested meadows singing Lovin' You by Minnie Riperton.
Blacken a second piece of toast, then put a slice of untoasted bread in between the two.
Bread Oreo!
Bread Oreo!
Find the one that designed the little control knob on the toaster and torture them to death over a period of weeks. When it's finally time to finish the ultimate snack douche all that will be left is an agonised skinless torso and head.
Obviously the remains need to be melted and poured into the sewers.
Obviously the remains need to be melted and poured into the sewers.
